this ain't my first rodeo
this ain't my first rodeo by pimpthug September 2, 2010
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Don't drone me, bro!
The recent media attention given to remote piloted drones is shedding light on a perfect example of US government getting drunk with power. The powers that be think they have the authority to spy on, and even murder citizens without this thing we have called "DUE PROCESS", under the guise of keeping us safe from terrorism. I personally do not want the skies above filled with weaponized, spying, unmanned aircraft, so my reply is, "DON'T DRONE ME, BRO!"
Guy 1: what the hell happened to your face?
Guy 2: I got stopped at a DHS checkpoint. After refusing to be searched, I was about to get let go and I said, "Don't drone me, bro!". That infuriated the agent, he called his supervisor. Next thing I know, I guess I smarted off too much to them, so they tazed me, pulled me out of the car and beat my ass for quote, threatening behavior, unquote...
Guy 1: did they find your stash?
Guy 2: No they didn't, nor the 2 mexicans i was smuggling into the country in the trunk.
Guy 1: Good, lets roll one....
Guy 2: I got stopped at a DHS checkpoint. After refusing to be searched, I was about to get let go and I said, "Don't drone me, bro!". That infuriated the agent, he called his supervisor. Next thing I know, I guess I smarted off too much to them, so they tazed me, pulled me out of the car and beat my ass for quote, threatening behavior, unquote...
Guy 1: did they find your stash?
Guy 2: No they didn't, nor the 2 mexicans i was smuggling into the country in the trunk.
Guy 1: Good, lets roll one....
Don't drone me, bro! by Davester75 March 15, 2013
You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game
A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.
You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game by the bravest FUckfaCE February 9, 2020
i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l
Sophie:i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l
Callan:umm idk u tell me
Sophie:I wish he knew how much he meant to me this guy has my heart MARRRYYYY MEEEEE
Callan:umm idk u tell me
Sophie:I wish he knew how much he meant to me this guy has my heart MARRRYYYY MEEEEE
i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l by Hiiits me the girl who loves u November 16, 2020
can't hang
How to describe an ou tard after they drink or smoke. These niggas cannot contain themselves at all after consuming anything that has the potential to fuck them up. Most likely an ou tard will either vomit or just pass out, they are always out like a light.
I challenged an ou tard to match me on the dab rig but he was out like a light after just one dab, these dudes can't hang.
can't hang by TurnM3Up December 6, 2019
You don’t want no smoke
1. Not wanting a problem
2. Can be used as “giving them smoke,” as in kicking someone’s ass in a sport, i.e. basketball
2. Can be used as “giving them smoke,” as in kicking someone’s ass in a sport, i.e. basketball
You don’t want no smoke by fuckin shmirs November 3, 2017
well ain’t that a kick in the head
When something happens that is surprising, or something that makes you reassure or realize something.
Jerald: hey, did you hear that Jim broke up with terry for a nice looking bagel?
John: well ain’t that a kick in the head!
John: well ain’t that a kick in the head!
well ain’t that a kick in the head by Enclave••• November 11, 2017