Kentucky Seatbelt

When you tie your friend's beard around your waist so they can't get away while you skull fuck him.

Oh, I went to Josh's house last night and gave him the 'ole Kentucky Seatbelt while his grandma watched and finger blasted herself!

by silverback6969 December 9, 2024

Bus Seat Breath

When you bus a guy in from out of town to suck his di k.

Can't believe that rich girl from the beach caught bus seat breath last weekend. That guy had no money he had to catch the greyhound

by Problem Peter February 22, 2025

Sloppy Seat

When the last person who used the toilet left behind piss, poop, or other unidentifiable substances. The less recognizable and more vaguely, eerily biological, the more points.

Bleghhh, I'm not dropping a chumbler in there, that's a Sloppy Seat

by Chunkmastarr January 28, 2026

Popcorn Seat

When you're riding in an old Lyft/Uber and the back of the seat keeps popping in and out in an annoying manner

How was your Uber home from the airport? Okay except I got a 2012 Yukon with 154k miles and a popcorn seat

by LBiggie95 March 20, 2026

Switch Seats

Some dumb shit Dpac keeps dragging

In an Epic game of Fortnite Brady said “switch seats” to Dpac so Brady could drive. However due to Dpac’s IQ level being below average, he was very confused on the meaning of “Switch Seats”. Even though Dpac has a IQ of 71, his meat size is 9.8 inches and the diameter of his head is 55 inches. So don’t underestimate Dpac and his cousins come over every week so he can rarely leave the house. “busy nga”
Another variation of the “Switch Seats” meme is “Switch Pizza” after Dpac questioned the Pizza his teammate Neel Patel was making.

by 67demon41 September 29, 2025

juicy seat

A vehicle seat that is very damp from human sweat.

My homie's A/C is still broken in his car, because it had a juicy seat when I sat inside it.

by Kragehul June 7, 2025

Ejection Seating

The intentional, passive-aggressive act of behaving in a sudden, eccentric, or highly unappealing manner (often via text or on a date) to force the other person to end the relationship or ghost you first, thereby avoiding the uncomfortable responsibility of initiating the breakup.

Named after the pilot mechanism used to forcefully propel oneself out of an aircraft in an emergency; in dating, the person hits their own emotional "eject" button by making the situation unworkable for the partner.

"I didn't hear back after my last date, but I think I just got ejection seated—he suddenly started sending me three-page manifestos about his theories on ancient aliens."

"He didn't want to break up with her before the holidays, so he started ejection seating by moving into his mom's basement and only communicating through interpretive dance videos."

"I tried to get a second date, but she responded to my text with a detailed financial plan for our retirement. I think I just got ejection seated."

by Aura Lucia October 30, 2025