A dildo made of human faeces, typically freshly "layed" and preferably a type 3 on the Bristol stool scale, that being its weighty and sturdy, able to be held at one end without breaking.
Often whilst indulging in a night of scat Tim liked to use his partners shit dildo to pound his man pussy
by roly c May 23, 2008
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person 1: how much money do you have?
person 2: 10 bucks
person 1: what the fuck. you can only get like a gram of nig shit for that.
person 2: 10 bucks
person 1: what the fuck. you can only get like a gram of nig shit for that.
by pot head >.< August 1, 2009
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by JC92 January 17, 2007
Get the SHIT FLICKERS mug.by Nick A. Davis August 6, 2008
Get the Shit Ton mug.The sort of feeling most teenage girls get while walking on the street as they are stared at by older Hispanic (usually unattractive) men driving by in red pick-up trucks.
Often accompanied by a yellow, crooked smile with missing teeth, elevator eyes, perfectly symmetrical mustaches, dirty trucker hats/baseball caps, and practically always, a lawnmower or assorted landscaping tools in the back.
See also: any ex-boyfriend/girlfriend you've broken up with in the past who refuses to stop driving past your house everyday at 3:30 PM, shaking their left fist in remorse; your high school chemistry teacher who always seems put his leg on your desk while wearing short-shorts, giving you a close-up on his saggy balls.
Often accompanied by a yellow, crooked smile with missing teeth, elevator eyes, perfectly symmetrical mustaches, dirty trucker hats/baseball caps, and practically always, a lawnmower or assorted landscaping tools in the back.
See also: any ex-boyfriend/girlfriend you've broken up with in the past who refuses to stop driving past your house everyday at 3:30 PM, shaking their left fist in remorse; your high school chemistry teacher who always seems put his leg on your desk while wearing short-shorts, giving you a close-up on his saggy balls.
Stay away from Baskin-Donuts on Fridays; I get the most creepy as shit looks from those landscaper truck guys.
Mr. Barry is creepy as shit.
Mr. Barry is creepy as shit.
by Somebody So Especial June 11, 2006
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Get the Shit Mouth mug.A strain of weed, made populat by the movie Grandmas Boy, that gets you so high you think you have antlers like a deer.
Take the Frankenstein, the Deer Shit, the Bling, and the Bling Bling; And roll it all into one joint.
by I. Smokeda Goodshit February 24, 2008
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