Ur mom 

One hot whore

Bro ur mom tho

Ur mom by Rdfhcefh June 5, 2021

your mom 

your mom is a term people use as a last resort come-back. it is extremely fatal and can cause death but funny on children so people use it as a first resort.

person 1: found out my little brother has brain cancer
person 2: your mom
person 1:*abrogates from earth*

your mom by roadtoad June 8, 2021

Ur Mom 

A common type of joke used by mainly 9-14 year old kids but in some cases older people have used it it’s a impeccable roast that’s hard to comeback from

Boy 1: your stupid

Boy 2: ur mom is stupid

Crowd: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Boy 1: *crying
Boy 2: *has all the bitches

Ur Mom by Poopytime23 June 11, 2021

Puppets Mom 

Strings attached to the ass, Mother of a bad ass little kid, who she lets get away with anything and will not discipline, and gets offended if its pointed out to her or if another person trys to step in an unpleasant conditions which must be accepted as part of deal in order to seal the deal

This girl is so fine but she's a puppets mom so she got strings attached to that ass

Puppets Mom by MutedDevil June 12, 2021

Your mom 

The most obese animal in existence, it eats a lot of the human term “hamburgers” and loves to have sexual intercourse with me.

Wait what did you said about my mom

Your mom is fat, are you dumb to not understand what I just said

Your mom by Sert J. June 16, 2021

Ur mom 

The slowest mammal on earth

Person 1: Ur mom

Ur mom by ykifw808 June 16, 2021

lulule-mom 

A middle aged woman with kids still trying to get teenage and senior attention alike that always looks ready to go to pilates or hot yoga.

Dressed head to toe in lululemon with the occasional patagonia jacket. She is PTA president and is super involved in her kids lives. Likely shops at whole foods. You can probably catch her running around her neighborhood park pushing her children in a stroller. Drives an Acura MDX to meet for brunch with other lulu moms.
See also “resting LLM face”

That lulule-mom clearly doesn’t know she’s in her 40’s. It’s kinda creepy the way she puts herself on display for attention. So sad that no one taught her how to have self-esteem in different ways than dressing like an aerobics instructor. I mean seriously, who even dresses like that and expects to get taken seriously.

lulule-mom by Dickshunharry June 23, 2021