pees nacho cheese

term used for anyone who you deem disgusting

that gross boy in my class pees nacho cheese

by J.Paugh April 1, 2008

Ancient Ass-cheese Flower

Yet another type of grotesque hors d'oeuvres typically served during weddings and other functions at a banquet hall. Just what the hell makes these things up is anyone's guess, but in general, it's a fluffy pastry-like hors d'oeuvre that is stuffed with cheese that tastes like it fermented in someone's ass for a few weeks before being served. Typically only eaten by people who were denied a meal for three hours by an absurdly long wedding ceremony and then had to wait for a few hours for pictures to be taken, this is a stomach-ache in the making for all but the most iron-gutted people. Too messy to be used as an Assembly-safe Shuriken, these pieces of crap are best used as skipping stones if the banquet facility features a nearby body of water.

"Spinach Vomit-bombs and Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers...glad to see Bob and Sue sprang for only the highest-quality food for their reception."

by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010

cottage cheese canyon

when fat people named matt have jelly filled donut rolles and take up space and sit in an akward way

look at matt he has a cottage cheese canyon on his body.

by blaine zalewski April 15, 2008

Sally Cream Cheese

A Sally cream cheese is someone who likes to eat waffles with cream cheese, who is creamy and soft inside and out.

She is such a sally cream cheese.
or are you a fucking sally cream cheese or something?

by Leasy B February 27, 2009

ghetto grilled cheese sandwich

Two pieces of buttered bread and a slice of cheese stuck together in a sandwich and stuck together in a toaster. Usually made by someone who is too lazy or a terrible cook to do it on the stove.

My toaster smells like burnt cheese from all the ghetto grilled cheese sandwiches I've made.

by ViviWannabe July 19, 2009

philly cheese steak

When a male deuces on a female's chest, proceeds to "sleeze" on the poo, and follows it up by sliding it into her mouth.

Jason gave his girlfriend a philly cheese steak after she had told him that their relationship was losing flavor.

by Dr, T and the women September 24, 2006

Cheese eating surrender monkeys

In the singular usage it more generally refers to a person holding French citizenship. More specifically, to a Frenchman holding an opinion that is deemed (by the listener) as unsupportive - especially regarding foreign policy or military matters.

It refers to the supposed cultural habits of Frenchmen - cheese eating and surrendering when any slight agressive action is taken towards them or their country. It is considered perjorative in any sense.

No war in Iraq? What are they thinking, those damn Cheese eating surrender monkeys?

by Bob Dobbs April 11, 2003