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armed rubbery

Refers to a scenario whereby da "paw" of a lusted-after chick sits nearby with a double-barreled goose-blaster and keenly watches while you and his "little pumpkin" get it on, in order to make sure dat you always use a condom whenever you "go all da way" with her; da purpose, of course, is to avoid a "shotgun-wedding" type of situation nine months later!
Another definition for "armed rubbery" would be if you tell a hot gal's father dat you just wanna give his gorgeous daughter a naked massage, and so he and Brown Bess stand guard to ensure dat you two do indeed just stick to said firm caresses. :P
by QuacksO August 27, 2023
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Lamp Rubber

A slur used to describe a middle eastern person.
"You did 9/11 you God damned Lamp Rubber"
"You made my curry to spicy you Lamp Rubber
by Ananka Bazaar November 9, 2023
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Lamp Rubber

A slur used to refer to a middle eastern person.
"You did 9/11 you God damned lamp rubber!"
"You made my curry to spicy you Lamp Rubber"
by Ananka Bazaar November 9, 2023
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Blubber Rubber

When someone picks the fat person to be their romantic partner over literally anyone else for better or worse.
Austin: Ugh, my sister is always bringing the chunkiest guy she can find back home for sex.
Jakob: So...your sister is a Blubber Rubber?
Austin: Yeah...
by WumboManDLX January 30, 2024
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big rubble tubble bitch

“big rubble tubble” is the adjective part of the definition, but “big rubble tubble bitch” is the whole definition. Can be used as an adjective or noun. Describes a “bitch” who is so big (s)he looks like they’re about to “tubble” (tumble) over, and/or looks like a pile of rubble. Can be derogatory but is usually in a joking manner.
Person A: Have you seen that dude Emanuel? He’s kind of big.
Person B: Yeah, he’s a big rubble tubble bitch. He broke my headphones just by breathing on them.
by anonymous December 15, 2023
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Rock Rubber

A rock rubber is one who likes to rock climb. Originates from when a climber falls and hits the rocks on the way down.
“He is here every weekend and can’t seem to stay on the wall
“Imma call him a rock rubber.
by Grell June 20, 2024
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Rowdy Rubio

Loyal and witty but with a crazy side
by S.Phyre84 May 9, 2024
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