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Sailing the sea of brown

The awkward run that you make when attempting to hold your sphincter shut while running to the bathroom when suffering from a case of explosive diarrhea.
Oh wow, looks like Bob is sailing the sea of brown!
by Steve Chuttney April 7, 2011
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Terminal Brown Neck

The largest growing disease in the world. Usually caused by putting one's head so far up their ass that a permanent brown ring forms around their neck. See also: Shit head
My neighbor just shot a cannon firework out of his hand while holding a beer in the other. He must have a case of terminal brown neck.
by DetroitOnTheVirg July 6, 2017
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Doing a Chris Brown

A verbal word that describes as breaching a fully paid contract, or ditch a paid event using a flimsy to pathetic excuse.
Name came from Chris Brown's excuse when he failed to appear on a concert paid in full by a religious group in the Philippines, yet appear in a trash concert 2 years later.
Dingo: Look, Mike's Doing a Chris Brown again.
Nina: Not again. He done it before with our sponsor, now he's at it again.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 11, 2018
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Discreet Brown Package

A package that contains sexual toys such as a vibrator or dildo.
A Discreet Brown Package is discreet so that others will not know what you have ordered but it has become very obvious.
by @anonymous3209 March 27, 2021
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brown eye of the tiger

when tiger balm is used as lube for an anal plug
Johnny is rocking the brown eye of the tiger tonight
by Dr. Saul Diggler June 24, 2023
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Equanimeous St. Brown

A fucking bum on the field, pisses down his leg, afraid of competition.
Yeah he’s such an Equanimeous St. Brown!

I don’t want him on my team then!
by TRSnakeEyes October 28, 2021
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Girl with Browning tattoo

These types of girls not only dip copenhagen long cut and shot gun bud heavy’s, but also partake in meth.
That girl with browning tattoo was cool until she got that tattoo and started smoking meth.”
by Real_dude1 February 11, 2022
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