Back in the Day

A time in which none of the currently occurring negative events could ever have taken place. No matter what the current circumstances are, you can rest assured that back in the Day, they never would have happened. Even if it seems likely that they would, some type of Deus Ex Machina event would have occurred that would most certainly have prevented the current situation from happening.

"Back in the Day, you could have jumped off of those Cliffs and still Swam for the Olympics the following Thursday".

by mistahroga January 8, 2021

Back splat

A fictional event promoted by the Walla Walla wine industry. These so called professionals reference a ‘back splat’ event that involved a Montana-originated flood that crashed against a basalt ridges and caused a rush of water into the Walla Walla region.

Lynne meant to describe a bath tub effect of what happened in the floods from 12,000 years ago but her petite verdot consumption led her to describe a back splat, which coincidentally Britt left in the men’s room.

by clermontboy September 14, 2019

big back

A derogatory term typically used to illustrate a gluttonous individual. Refers to the size of the huge individual’s back as a result of food consumption.

Person A: I can smell the Canes already.
Person B: Of course you can, you big back.

by pizzainchicago May 23, 2024

Bainger back

A bainger Back is a woman who was very loose in the legs,,,,sexually,, from the late 30's and early 40's( today you would call them a whore)

Did you see those bainger backs on the. Corner

by EINSTEIN 3 September 16, 2021

Shut the back door

Shut the fuck up you prick !

Shut the back door you done that !

by Master Cainey July 29, 2021

“He who fucks up, Cannot get back up.”

A quote used to show how if someone has done something incredibly wrong and has been exposed for it, there can be no turning it around or no escape

Person 1 : Dude cant we just move on from this??
Person 2 : No you’ve dug your own grave.
Person 3 : Like he said, “He who fucks up, Cannot get back up.”

by Lembino December 14, 2024

go back to your cave

(originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus)

a nicer (or more offensive depending on the situation) of telling someone "please don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job

Carl: (in an angry voice): please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet. Not my fault I am not getting any interviews. (In a pleasant, and less angry voice): Besides, sweetie, I am sorry I got angry at you, I came back from the gym and need to take a shower

by Sexydimma April 28, 2013