Straw Job

When you are with a male sexual partner, preforming the act of sounding, just as he is about to reach orgasm you swap whatever object you have inserted with a straw. You then forcefully suck, creating negative urethral pressure, FORCING the CUM to comply.

Yo, I just pulled a STRAW JOB on my man. Really wish I soundproofed my room.

by Ancient_Armadillo March 10, 2022

job lord

A person who has three or more jobs at once.

I recently became even more of a job lord, gaining a fourth job to supplement my existing three.

by Doos Jarus July 2, 2021

The A.I. jobs paradox

Here it is: It's the conflict between these 2 ideas. It's "We all have to row the boat so HE should have to keep rowing" BUT "He created A.I. and it's going to take our jobs." So not only do YOU want YOU to have to keep rowing the boat. But YOU want ME to HAVE TO do it with you even IN THE ABSENCE of you having to do it. So, you WANT to keep pushing the rock up the hill but you won't let me stop even though I don't.

Hym "And that is the A.I. jobs paradox. I've saved you from a sinking ship and you're demanding that we both should have to get back on the ship. You're demanding that I ought to drown with you."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Brag Job

A contractor takes Which is to big for his business to handle. Typically looses his shirt.

Johns company won a huge job and they couldn't handle it. That is why they are no longer in business. For him at first it was a brag job.

by Steve6385 December 10, 2012

Snow Job

When a girl rubs an ice cube on your testicles while performing oral sex

Person 1: "Did you hear that John got a snow job from Stacy"
Person 2: "Damn I got one from her last week and my balls are still freezing"

by Donnyfootball2 January 12, 2016

Reaper Rim job

When a woman grinds up a reaper pepper, then coats her tongue with it and proceeds to give you a rim job.

For our 5th anniversary I gave my husband a reaper rim job.

by Warbayne August 9, 2023

amish hand job

An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.

“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”

by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025