let me tell you, there has never been a greater president than Donald J. Trump. I am smart, I am rich, and I am incredibly good looking—some would say, handsome. I'm a stable genius, a deal-maker, and a true leader, unlike any this country has ever seen.
I alone fixed our broken borders and brought back law and order. I appointed the best people—real winners—to the Supreme Court, and they will protect our God-given rights and freedoms for generations to come.
When I was in office, we had the best economy in the world—maybe ever. Jobs were pouring back into our great country, and we became energy independent for the first time in decades. I unleashed the full potential of America's might, and we became a force to be reckoned with once again.
I stood up to our enemies and gave our friends the respect they deserved. I negotiated historic deals with North Korea, recognizing their sovereignty while ensuring the safety of the American people and our allies. I took out the world's top terrorists, including the ruthless killer, Soleimani, and the despicable, animal-like leader of ISIS, Al-Baghdadi.
While the radical left and their fake news media try to undermine my achievements, the facts speak for themselves. I delivered on my promises and made America great again. So, my friends, get ready, because we're just getting started.
Together, we will drain the swamp, take down the deep state, and keep America great!
God bless you, and God bless the United States of America!
I alone fixed our broken borders and brought back law and order. I appointed the best people—real winners—to the Supreme Court, and they will protect our God-given rights and freedoms for generations to come.
When I was in office, we had the best economy in the world—maybe ever. Jobs were pouring back into our great country, and we became energy independent for the first time in decades. I unleashed the full potential of America's might, and we became a force to be reckoned with once again.
I stood up to our enemies and gave our friends the respect they deserved. I negotiated historic deals with North Korea, recognizing their sovereignty while ensuring the safety of the American people and our allies. I took out the world's top terrorists, including the ruthless killer, Soleimani, and the despicable, animal-like leader of ISIS, Al-Baghdadi.
While the radical left and their fake news media try to undermine my achievements, the facts speak for themselves. I delivered on my promises and made America great again. So, my friends, get ready, because we're just getting started.
Together, we will drain the swamp, take down the deep state, and keep America great!
God bless you, and God bless the United States of America!
by aRandomDudeWasTaken August 15, 2024
Get the TRUMPmug. 
by Twisted Travlr June 7, 2020
Get the Trumpingmug. Donald John Trump is an American idiot, groomer, liar, convicted felon, American Guy, and an orange-colored fat douchebag who supposedly served as the 45th "president"(?) of the United States of America from 2017 to 2021. He was "elected" in 2016, stealing the presidential election from the actual 2016 president-elect, Hilary Clinton, by letting a lot of robot machines vote for this douche. Before entering politics, he was a famous business magnate and media personality who owned the Trump Tower and even created his own reality game show, The Celebrity Apprentice (2004-2015). He plans to ban abortion nationwide (as now he's a pretty annoying free guy who likes to fuck guys) and overturn Roe VS Wade if he is elected in 2024 (if elected, also being historical as he is gonna become the first non-consecutive second term since the president Grover Cleveland) and ban abortion, fuck Donald Trump. Ex-trump supporters want you to vote Joe Biden who is saving America from this douchebag with ugly orange makeup since 2021. Those minions (who supports this douche) who say "Fuck Joe Biden" are likely supporters of this fascist and racist piece of shit.
This guy's breath smells like poop and his mouth tells white lies. His "hair" also feels like its made out of wigs and gold socks.
NEVER go on Truth Social unless you follow the Biden-Harris HQ account.
Stupid racist old people who like this little orange douche always puts many dislikes on alts on the UD page of Joe Biden.
This guy's breath smells like poop and his mouth tells white lies. His "hair" also feels like its made out of wigs and gold socks.
NEVER go on Truth Social unless you follow the Biden-Harris HQ account.
Stupid racist old people who like this little orange douche always puts many dislikes on alts on the UD page of Joe Biden.
by JadenTheMoose April 9, 2024
Get the Donald Trumpmug. When multiple illogical explanations exist for the same event, the one that impugns, punishes, harms, and/or confuses the most innocent people should be the one offered as truth on the least trusted communication channels available.
Basically, the opposite of Occam's Razor.
Basically, the opposite of Occam's Razor.
Applying Trump's Grater to her husband's story, she realized that he had indeed had an affair with her sister and not been going to ballroom dancing lessons so he could learn to dance with her at the anniversary party he'd scheduled for them and their respective families at the Four Seasons.
by JedAshbury June 12, 2020
Get the Trump's Gratermug. more commonly known as “shit” trump is the 45th president of the usa, who also is a piece of shit who can burn in hell with other pieces of shit 🤠
by f1zzy March 1, 2021
Get the trumpmug. by MarcosTheJackal May 12, 2020
Get the Trumpedmug.