Trump's razor

A modification of Hanlon's razor; to attribute both malice and stupidity when explaining one's behavior.

Hanlon's razor advises not to attribute malice to a behavior when it could be reasonably explained by stupidity - Trump's razor advises attributing both.

"Supporters of 47th President Trump cheered on as he promised tariffs, thinking it would harm the target nations and boost the US's economy. Both assumptions are incorrect and based in a lack of understanding of tariffs and harmful intent - hence another example of Trump's razor." - MSNBC, probably.

by ma02rc February 27, 2025

Trump Pox

Aka COVID-19

Uncle Mike caught the Trump Pox at one of the red hat rallies

by Willy McD December 9, 2020

Tiny trump

An asshole with shitty hair. Ranges from 3-4ft tall.

Zachary is a tiny trump

by Udisjjdid September 25, 2016

trumped

The act of grabbing a women by her genitalia without warning.

My bro just trumped to girls at the club.

by Elchingon June 18, 2018

Trump

(n) - 1. A burst of flatulence that explodes from the anus mid-defecation, causing a spray of fecal matter to cover the inside of the toilet bowl and also often covering the posterior and genitalia of the person sitting on said toilet with a coating of shit as well.

2. The metaphorical human equivalent of the first definition.

A portmanteaux of the words, trumpet and dump. (v) - trumping or trumped (adv) - trumpily or trumpishly (adj) - trumpish or trumpy. (syn) shart or guff-and-follow-through (british)

Last night, when I was taking a shit, I trumped so hard that I blew shit all over the toilet, my balls, and all the way up my back.

by Mister WarBeast February 15, 2024

Trumping

When you’re wanking off two dudes at the same time….

I just saw Rudy in his room trumping with his mouth wide open!!

by THEChristoXo July 4, 2022

fred trump

The man who forgot to wear a condom. Real estate developer and businessman who was the father of Donald Trump–who, if you don't know for some reason, is basically the second coming of George Bush, but promising to be MUCH worse–and husband of Mary Anne Trump (née MacLeod).
Born October 11, 1905. Died June 25, 1999.

Mary Anne MacLeod: "Fred, did you forget to wear your condom?"
Fred Trump: "What condom?"

by 7568ino December 4, 2024