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shit storm

A euphemism qualifying a noun with a greater sense of intensity rather than as plainly stated.
After this past census, there's been an ongoing debate over gerrymandering by elected officials. This underlies the shit storm of controversy over who stands to gain by redrawing the new district lines.
by dumb ironworker January 21, 2007
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dog shit

"Dude! I just saw dog shit in concert!"
"Wow, you're cool..."
by Uber Chicken August 20, 2004
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shit pole

the act of pooping out one single terd into a condom and then freezing it. after it has been frozen, a female or homosexual then uses it as a substitute for a dildo in order to pleasure her/himself.
That bitch can't even afford a dildo, she just uses a shit pole.
by twat eater October 5, 2007
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Puke on shit

A phrase describing an event where someone shits and then someone pukes on it. When something is bad and then something comes along and makes it worse. The two things must be equally bad and happen in close relatioin to one another or in sucession. The origin of the story is at an event where a lady shit on the floor and then a dude came up and puked on it.
I got pulled over for speeding and the cops found my stash. Fuckin puke on shit man.
by Clarke Anderson December 11, 2008
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SHIT CLOMPERS

shoes that are bobo's.not any bobo's but like shoes u buy at like k-mart for like 6 dollars
Jahquell has those nasty ass shit clompers on everyday
by Shizz Matic August 19, 2006
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Shit Chestington

1) The act of defecating on a British woman
2) The act of defecating on a woman while acting in a flamboyantly British manner (ie. fake British accent, tea drinking, etc.)
3) A fictional British person, whose sole pleasure in life is shitting on the chest of unsuspecting women
1) I was on holiday in England, and I hooked up with a girl, only to find out that she had herpes. In my rage, I took her again and gave her the good ole' Shit Chestington.

2) My girlfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with some role playing. I told her I would act the part of Shit Chestington. She looked at me quizzically. Thirty minutes later she found out the hard way, with a hot shit on her chest. I watched her try to clean up, drinking tea with my pinky out, spouting comments like "Hey lass looks like you got yourself in a spot of bother. You're bloody covered in shite!"
by Shit Chestington December 1, 2010
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the shit's tits

Mostly you would say something is "the shit" if it's bangin or something, but if it happens to be particulary phat, you could elaborate, saying something is "the shit's tits" being the best or most valuable part of the shit, or the "best of the best."
igg 1: You ever had Smirnoff Ras with Cranberry and Grapefruit juice?
igg 2: Yeah dude, that stuff's the shit's tits!
by Adam November 29, 2007
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