beam penis

A beam penis is a penis with a girth so thick and length so straight it can be used as a building beam.

Man, that guy gets all the chicks with his beam penis.

beam penis by Champions of Phrase-penis October 14, 2014

toad penis 

When the mushroom head of the penis has warts.

There was no way I was have sex with that toad penis.

toad penis by Badass36 August 15, 2015

Brutal Penis Shoveling 

A type of scissoring that involves both a male and female while the male is still not erect.

The man was brutal penis shoveling the woman's hole.

Brutal Penis Shoveling by ChloeV124 November 30, 2016

Nobel Penis 

Inspiring world peace one cum shot at a time. Keeping your girlfriend kind to the world be giving her orgasmic sex.

Thanks to his nobel penis I have had a shot of kindness and am spreading joy today. I'm so thankful for his punctual penis.

Nobel Penis by Amphibious Goddess January 8, 2017

platinum penis 

Male reproductive organ capable of producing superhuman offspring when introduced into Platinum female organ.

They conceived Superman due to his Platinum penis and her Platinum vagina.

platinum penis by Bossman_Interpretations January 16, 2017

Wallpapered Penis

When your girl gives you road head and can't find anything to clean you up with but the napkins she stole from Tim Hortons which are better for donut frosting than they are for trouser gravy leaving pieces of napkin glued to your flagstaff thus resulting in a wallpapered penis.

Hey babe I stashed a pack of baby wipes in the console so I don't end up with a wallpapered penis again like the last trip we took!

Wallpapered Penis by TumTum816 January 29, 2017

eternal penis pendulum 

Contrary to the seemingly magnetic attraction of vaginas during scissoring, an eternal dick pendulum occurs through magnetic repulsion when attempting to "make the penises kiss."

You know why you rarely see tip tapping? The eternal penis pendulum effect.

eternal penis pendulum by Ligachev March 3, 2017