When a man is so drunk he can have sex with a girl for a long time because he is so drunk and his dick is full of liquid.
by rackcitybitch2012 January 2, 2012
Get the alcohol dick mug.1) Any device/pill that increases the size of the penis.
2) An object such as a dildo, remote control, plastic bottle, or anything else possibly used in place of the actual penis, to simulate sex(usually by a male that "will not touch that stanky ass pussy", or a lonely female).
3) A glorious gift that few possess that enables a male to get an instant erection on demand, regardless of the time or place.
2) An object such as a dildo, remote control, plastic bottle, or anything else possibly used in place of the actual penis, to simulate sex(usually by a male that "will not touch that stanky ass pussy", or a lonely female).
3) A glorious gift that few possess that enables a male to get an instant erection on demand, regardless of the time or place.
1) Phil: "Hey man can I borrow some extendo-dick pills like Cialis, Viagra, Levitra, Extenze or somethin like that?"
Jeff: "Sure. Why, you got a date?"
Phil: "Nope, just wanna try it out."
Jeff:"...."
2)Jeff: "I couldn't bring myself to fuck her without a condom, so I just bent her over and used the DirecTv remote, and went through the motions... And by some miracle I tivoed I Am Legend with Will Smith."
Phil: "What, Jeff? I wasn't paying attention. Your remote's buttons are stuck."*smacks on couch* "Maybe i can bite it..."
3) All that cock push-up training really came through when i got laid in an elevator by pushing the button of the girl's floor who came in after me... with my dick. Thank you extendo-dick.
Jeff: "Sure. Why, you got a date?"
Phil: "Nope, just wanna try it out."
Jeff:"...."
2)Jeff: "I couldn't bring myself to fuck her without a condom, so I just bent her over and used the DirecTv remote, and went through the motions... And by some miracle I tivoed I Am Legend with Will Smith."
Phil: "What, Jeff? I wasn't paying attention. Your remote's buttons are stuck."*smacks on couch* "Maybe i can bite it..."
3) All that cock push-up training really came through when i got laid in an elevator by pushing the button of the girl's floor who came in after me... with my dick. Thank you extendo-dick.
by SleepFaster January 15, 2012
Get the Extendo-Dick mug.Moon Dick
-Adjective / Noun
To be in a state of mind that is effected by the polarity of the moon and makes one crave or desire an erect penis (Phallus) or become turned on by the thought of arousing an erect penis.
-Adjective / Noun
To be in a state of mind that is effected by the polarity of the moon and makes one crave or desire an erect penis (Phallus) or become turned on by the thought of arousing an erect penis.
"Cindy has some serious Moon Dick. Look at her on the prowl for cock."
"I don't know what has come over me, I have Moon Dick."
"I don't know what has come over me, I have Moon Dick."
by marzi_pan March 2, 2011
Get the Moon Dick mug.1. Referring to a man with very small and childlike genitalia. The term was coined to describe a pledge at a fraternity at a Pittsburgh area university. DG
2. A wizard that sucks dick.
2. A wizard that sucks dick.
"Don't be such a dick wizard!"
Where is dick-WIZAAAARD?!"
syn: baby dick, little meat, ginny, floor 5 little cock, wizard
ant: fat cock, adult meat, big guy, jon bass, da league
Where is dick-WIZAAAARD?!"
syn: baby dick, little meat, ginny, floor 5 little cock, wizard
ant: fat cock, adult meat, big guy, jon bass, da league
by pizza delivery boy November 11, 2010
Get the dick wizard mug.A dick rider is slang that came from NJ. It means a person who always annoy someone or aggravates them. They would constantly bother you with something until they make you mad about it. Most of the time they do this to get attention from you or everyone else. They could be the person that annoys you the most. A group of people could also be dick riders.
Example: He's such a dick rider.
Example 2: This school always dick riding. ("This school" meaning the teachers or the school in general.)
Example 2: This school always dick riding. ("This school" meaning the teachers or the school in general.)
by urban.shxt December 5, 2018
Get the Dick rider mug.Skin between the testicular sack and the shaft of the penis. This name is derived from the taint which is the skin between the ass and the testicular sack.
by whoisatlas November 29, 2010
Get the dick taint mug.The state of a man when he can't think straight due to the close proximity of a male or female sex object.
by Neytene December 7, 2005
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