Bean Cock

A small, bean shaped penis. Often found on some Asian men and MDMA users. While usually used to describe a particularly bean-shaped appendage, it is often generalised to contain any small penis. Another reason to not do drugs, kids.

"Oi, JC has a Bean Cock!"
"Chris' overuse of ecstasy had left him with a small, inert, Bean Cock."

by ThatDamnScottishGuy March 2, 2015

Cock Block

Your Parents, If you're Indian.

My Mum is Such a Cock Block , That she's going to make me Die A Virgin

by That Chubby Lil Fella April 8, 2017

Slipper Cock

When you fuck a slipper and your cocks skin gets ripped off.

Doctor: Young man... did you uh.... fuck a slipper?"
Young Bill Clinton: Um yeah... why?
Doctor: This is definitely a case of Slipper Cock

by dolphinsfaninwa November 1, 2016

Plumb cock

When a man gets major head and the tip of his penis becomes inflamed and bruising occurs.

"Wow man, you got plumb cock bad!"
Or
"...she went down on me so hard I got major plumb cock!"

by Ribby cool j January 2, 2016

problem cock

Used in the show Big Mouth to describe a penis so large that it is impractical.

(from the show)
Gavin: I’ve seen your cock... I’m gonna make it so big and thick, it’s gonna be a problem.
Tyler: I don’t think he wants a problem cock?

by nibbamarijuana December 17, 2020

Cock sniffer

A person who likes smelling unwashed cock

Emily is a cock sniffer, make sure your cock isn't washed bro

by BIGBLACKNIGGABALLSHD69 August 21, 2020

Cock Blind

When you're done masturbating then lose feeling in your pp

*me in the ER* ok so, I was having a good time last night, then i went cock blind.

Surgeon: this Is the 3rd case today..

by TonyIsHot November 4, 2019