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Brokeahontas 

A term used to describe a person that is always unable to go anywhere or do anything because they don't have any money. Often used in a snide way when referring to a person that consistently uses lack of money as an excuse for not going out.
Taylor: "Hey, did you talk to Dave about going out for beers after work tonight?"

Justin: "Yeah...he said he has no money...like always"

Taylor: "Man, that Brokeahontas never does anything with us any more"
Brokeahontas by frostboy74 February 28, 2011
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The act of brown nosing and bending over to take orders at the same time.
Guy 1: You noticed how Bob always brown noses at the office? He is also always wrong and stupid so he has to just bend over and take orders.

Guy 2: Yup, he totally pulls a Brownover.
Brownover by getp1ssed22 June 19, 2013
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brown pinocchio 

Jacking someone off while sticking your nose in their butthole, thus giving them an erection performing the Brown Pinocchio.
Mel said he got a Brown Pinocchio last night. Boy is he a lucky guy!
brown pinocchio by Standarduarn February 16, 2014

Bronze Digger 

A female who only dates or marry guys for their money, but not guys who are wealthy. Far lower than a gold digger.
She had two kids with this guy and now he supports her with his disability check. What a bronze digger.

brodigans 

Inventing new rules in a game, specifically to prevent you from winning when you're about to win.
He pulled a brodigans again!
brodigans by cogitor June 29, 2016

Brotractoring 

When 3 or more homosexual males, participate in the act of "scissoring."
"Hey good looking! Want to grab some buddies for some brotractoring?"

Brown Eye Assassin 

An individual who has mastered the art of completely dismantling the ass of another individual.
I don’t know what happened last but I was dismantled by a brown eye assassin last night and it was great