dirty mexican cum blanket

that blanket someone gives you when you're staying over their house on short notice. it's usually smelly, itchy and looks like someone bought it at a garage sale for $2. in most cases you'd rather use your sweatshirt as a blanket and freeze to death before cuddling with this rag

friend: "here's a pillow and blanket dude" *pulls nasty blanket out of closet*
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."

by xtinuhhh August 18, 2011

double barreled cum gun

A sexual maneuver where the male is receiving oral sex from a female with a cleft palate. Since there's a naso-oral communication, the male can shoot his sperm out of her nose from the inside-out, making it appear that she just shot out a double-barreled snot rocket.

After pulling off the double barreled cum gun, I asked her if she wanted a Kleenex.

by Clefty the Lefty December 11, 2007

rhino cum blast

this is just a person that is a load that should have been swallowed and is busted as sin

the most annoying fuckin doosh bags on this planet is a prime example of a rhino's cum blast

by sal February 04, 2004

cum guzzling gutter rat

A said female that is loose in the vagina, and the pants fall off with ease. Must be a little less than a lady. Also enjoys guzzling the cum out of any thing with a penis.Other requirements the said female must have child before the age of 18, and enjoy

Joshua sessions dated Alex Moch for a said period of time. HE soon realized that he was better than her. So now he refers to her as a cum guzzling gutter rat.

by johnny abu .u December 25, 2009

cum crusted cunt licker

Someone desperate enough to lick a slut who still has dried stuff from the last guy that did her.

That guy was so drunk last night he became a cum crusted cunt licker and doesn't even remember it...

by John Doe two point O March 17, 2008

Chi Town Cum Shot

right before you are about to cum, tell the bitch to kneel in front of a fan, then blow your load into the back of the fan and watch it spray all over that ho!

Let me borrow your fan so i can give this chic a Chi Town Cum Shot

by Eddie, 47, TYO, Eazy-E November 05, 2007

Cock Jiggling Cum Junkie

a term used as insult to describe a woman (or man) who is a slut of the highest magnitude. Masterfully demeaning themselves by performing ,primarily, BJs simply for the wonderful cock custard. Doing as many as possible to attain this goal. Some lesser CJCJ's perform only hand jobs. Neither of which have any great skills in those types of pleasure

Guy 1 - " man that BJ was the shits... I can bust a nut better with a fuckin' shop vac "
Guy 2 - " who?!? ... THAT bitch ? ... no wonder ..she's just a cock jiggling cum junkie "

by DJ Halo October 14, 2009