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John Elway

When you use your finger to block one nostril and blow hard through the other nostril, sending a glob of snot flying out of your nose at a high rate of speed.
It feels so great to John Elway during a shower.
by Carhgo72 November 2, 2022
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John Crawford

John Crawford is an American professional wrestler who is constantly annoying every chance he get
If someone says you’re acting like John Crawford, they are saying you’re annoying
by DCW guy November 4, 2022
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Charlie John Scott

He is a world renowned rapist with his numbers in double digits. Victims include Caitlin,Hannah,Beth,Mollie,Freya to name a few and also has gained a raging obsession with Lucy Chester, Oscar Woodburn, Josh Tubman and Reg Goodwin.
The Rapist Charlie John Scott captured another victim
by Lucy Chester November 8, 2022
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John

John is the best person in the world. He’s funny, hot, tall, smart, caring, and so much more. He also kisses really good, I love making out with him. He makes feel things that I didn’t even know were possible, iykyk
“Man, I’d love to have a John

“Omg she’s so lucky to be dating John”
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John

John:(doing the thug shaker)
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John

John
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John

A John is a person who is very annoying and a person who always complains about something to someone. He is also very gay and always steals the chances you or your friend get.
Perhaps there is a John in your class who is the like this you can use it as
You: Dude that guys a JOHN!
Your Friend: Yeah Dude!
by Cryptic7509 November 15, 2022
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