paint job

A kinky act that involves a girl drenching her entire nude body with buckets of various paint colors, and then proceeding to use her body to paint various parts of your house (leaving boob prints, ass prints, etc.). The result is a masterpiece to behold.

"My girl was feeling pretty kinky today so she gave my entire wall a fresh new paint job!"
*shows picture*
"WOAH! WHAT A MASTERPIECE!"

by Obv troll is obvious April 11, 2021

A Mu Job

Having a Brazilian woman with a 5 inch Clitoris fuck you in the ass....

His friend from Med School had a Mu job last summer, and it was wild!

by ClutchLutch April 16, 2021

HAND-JOB

April 21 is national blow-job or hand-job day

Give your boyfriend a hand-job or a blow-job as long as he want you to.

by Lilylopezzzz April 18, 2021

job

Some stupid shit.

I don't want a job. Jobs are worthless.

by ItsOverNow April 28, 2021

tennis job

Cutting an X with a knife into a tennis ball then masterbait inside it.

First you start off as a beginner Tennis jobber. Then an intermediate Tennis jobber, but onto last and infamous " The Master Baller!" Horray Horray!!!

by LazyLarry27 April 30, 2021

Pause-Job

Unintentionally pausing a video at the precise frame least flattering to the participant/s, e.g. resulting in the appearance of a gurning or mongoloid expression.

The viewer is invited to imagine a low-res video of the State of the European Union (SOTEU) address, paused during a crowd shot. "Look at the Pause-Job on Angela Merkel, has she suffered a stroke!?"

by Samuel_Johnson's_lovechild May 6, 2021

Liam Job

When a job is started but abandoned before being completed in a way that causes inconvenience to others.

Not only did he not flush the toilet, he also peed all over the toilet seat so I had to wipe it down before I could use it. It was a real Liam Job.

by GroundBadger November 14, 2021