Noun:
A box used in porch fishing that is placed on a porch or stoop as bait for mail thieves, aka "Porch Pirates" to be intentionally stolen. They sometimes include animal feces, or gross things to add some payback and hopefully deter the thief from stealing in the future.
Some on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices and boxes attached to shot shell primers to scare the thief.
A box used in porch fishing that is placed on a porch or stoop as bait for mail thieves, aka "Porch Pirates" to be intentionally stolen. They sometimes include animal feces, or gross things to add some payback and hopefully deter the thief from stealing in the future.
Some on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices and boxes attached to shot shell primers to scare the thief.
"I buy my bait boxes at porchfishing.org. They have the freshest shit around."
"If you need a decent bait box go to porchfishing.org for all your dog shit needs."
"If you need a decent bait box go to porchfishing.org for all your dog shit needs."
by @pdxTurdHunter April 6, 2023
Get the Bait Boxmug. "Daaaaaamn! Check out the meat box on that honey!"
"Dude, she's a vegetarian".
"Oh, did I say meat box? I meant veg box!"
"Dude, she's a vegetarian".
"Oh, did I say meat box? I meant veg box!"
by Pink Pear Apple August 22, 2012
Get the veg boxmug. by Dumbledizz March 3, 2021
Get the posse boxmug. 
by BIGGEST COCK IN THE GALAXY June 16, 2020
Get the Soup boxmug. A derogatory term used to describe a woman who exclusively has sex with the most undesirable and douche-bag men.
"Tool box" is a play on the slang definitions of each respective word. "Tool" referring to a very disrespectful man, and "Box" referring to the generally uncommon nickname of the female genitals. Hence, Tool Box.
"Tool box" is a play on the slang definitions of each respective word. "Tool" referring to a very disrespectful man, and "Box" referring to the generally uncommon nickname of the female genitals. Hence, Tool Box.
"Omg, Stacy is such a Tool Box. She F*cked the entire football team. All of those guys are egotistical narcissists."
"Hey Brian, I heard that Melissa broke up with her boyfriend. You should make a move!"
- "Hell no dude! Melissa is a Tool Box. She wouldn't bother looking at a nice guy like me".
"Hey Brian, I heard that Melissa broke up with her boyfriend. You should make a move!"
- "Hell no dude! Melissa is a Tool Box. She wouldn't bother looking at a nice guy like me".
by DontCryBaby April 16, 2023
Get the Tool boxmug. The cannabis enthusiast's equivalent of a 'Virtual Coffee'.
I'm sitting here in a Virtual Hot Box. Today, we're interviewing Kevin Smith. Thanks for joining us, today, sir!"
by MalakTrebek September 27, 2022
Get the Virtual Hot Boxmug.