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by divertido casi January 26, 2017
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trump

is a creepy old orange creature that came from hell and is the leader of a cult
by wappers July 5, 2021
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Trump rag

Someone who still supports Donald Trump even though he lost the election and they don't admit to it
My friend the Trump rag still thinks Donald Trump won the election
by Mustang February 8, 2021
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Tiny trump

An asshole with shitty hair. Ranges from 3-4ft tall.
by Udisjjdid September 25, 2016
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Trumping

When you’re wanking off two dudes at the same time….
I just saw Rudy in his room trumping with his mouth wide open!!
by THEChristoXo July 4, 2022
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Trump

(n) - 1. A burst of flatulence that explodes from the anus mid-defecation, causing a spray of fecal matter to cover the inside of the toilet bowl and also often covering the posterior and genitalia of the person sitting on said toilet with a coating of shit as well.

2. The metaphorical human equivalent of the first definition.

A portmanteaux of the words, trumpet and dump. (v) - trumping or trumped (adv) - trumpily or trumpishly (adj) - trumpish or trumpy. (syn) shart or guff-and-follow-through (british)
Last night, when I was taking a shit, I trumped so hard that I blew shit all over the toilet, my balls, and all the way up my back.
by Mister WarBeast February 15, 2024
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fred trump

The man who forgot to wear a condom. Real estate developer and businessman who was the father of Donald Trump–who, if you don't know for some reason, is basically the second coming of George Bush, but promising to be MUCH worse–and husband of Mary Anne Trump (née MacLeod).
Born October 11, 1905. Died June 25, 1999.
Mary Anne MacLeod: "Fred, did you forget to wear your condom?"
Fred Trump: "What condom?"
by 7568ino December 4, 2024
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