Promiscuous Girlfriend Syndrome

When a guy has a girlfriend that he thinks/knows cheats on him, so he's mistrustful of everything and everyone with a dick he comes in contact with. Charachterized by low ego, short temper and mistrustfulness.

Guy 1:"dude, what happened to dominic? We were, like, tight until he got mad cuz his girl looked at me for half a second. He like, wanted to fight me and i didnt say shit to her..."
Guy 2:"he's got Promiscuous girlfriend syndrome bro. She fucked, like, half the dorm."

by LilCaptianKirk August 4, 2019

Captain Jack Syndrome

When your inner compass points you towards booty, the thing you most desire.

Nick: Damn, what was up with Rob last night? Never seen him hunt a girl so hard.
Mike: Ah dude, she is the hottest girl in school! That booty gave him Captain Jack Syndrome.

by Hook Me Choob June 16, 2016

Crusty dick syndrome

A genetic syndrome that causes your dick to become super crusty even while you age and the layers of skin build up to the point you hear a crunching noise when you fuck your wife/woman and it is incurable. It has been said that back when Christopher Columbus came to the Americas, he had this syndrome and many thought it was known as a severe STD that cause layers of skin to fall off from your dick and they used to think his semen crustified his dick, but nope he had it. If you have crusty dick syndrome, well i hope you are prepared to hear the crunch of your dick.

Steven:"dude have you ever heard? Mark has crusty dick syndrome"

by Gothgirlforever2000 April 24, 2019

ally hills syndrome

being in love with your straight friend/best friend

artie:whats up with kurt?
mercades:he has ally hills syndrome.
artie:he has what?
mercedes l:he's in love with finn, his straight friend.

by mangoangela December 2, 2020

Guitar Hero Syndrome

The terrible affliction achieved by playing guitar hero for too many hours. Unfortunately, this disease usually takes hold when players are beginning to become one with their guitar and are achieving epic streaks. Your brain then decides to over think and your hand cant deal with the on coming information, the hand is no longer part of the equation and does what it feels like.

Also know as Guitar Hero Spaz Hand.
If you are unfortunate enough to get Guitar Hero Syndrome, any chance of 100% will definately go right out of the window.

by Avast_Ye_Matey!!! December 2, 2010

Romo Blank Syndrome

Applies to those fantasy football teams in the 2011 season that had the foresight to have Tony Romo as their quarterback for the fantasy playoffs due to his ease of schedule but were ultimately veiny cock anal rapped due to his first drive game ending injury in the fantasy championship week 16. Many 2011 fantasy championships and dynasties were ruined due to Tony Romo's gaping vagina and leagues will never be the same because of it. It is has been proved that the Romo Blank Syndrome has had a greater affect on the human race than the Black Plague.

Mommy, daddy hasn't even said a word since he got the Romo Blank Syndrome last winter and now he is talking about leaving his fantasy football league for a fantasy hockey league.......oh and btw, i'm gay!

When Team Grouper Sandwich was diagnosed with the Romo Blank Syndrome, they immediately called both Lorena Bobbit and Tanya Harding and paid them individually $4.2MM each to have a threesome with Team Fishman.

by Groupa Sandy August 12, 2012

Inappropriate hug syndrome

When a friend, or in some cases, somebody you don't even know hugs you at inappropriate and stupid times.

"Hmm... I can't find my pen"

*Gets hugged from his friend*

"Erm... what are you doing?"

"Just want to let you know I'm here for you in this hard time"

"Dude, get off me! You've got a bad case of Inappropriate Hug Syndrome!"

by drnick928 August 23, 2011