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Second Hand Smoke

It's when a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes, gives you a blow job, and right when you cum she blows as hard as she can forcing cum and smoke out of your mouth, and chance to get cancer of the dick.
Erik got second hand smoke from a toofy blow job. He didn't know anything about it until cum and smoke came out his nose.
by Tractorbandit1 November 17, 2023
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Snowman Hand

adj. To have semen all over your hand(s) from either yourself, or a boyfriend after coming. Usually results from unexpected climax.
Lady: My boyfriend didn't warn me before he came, so he gave me a serious case of snowman hand.

Dude: The picture of Angelina Jolie on the cover of Marie Claire made me nut so fast I gave myself snowman hand.
Other Dude: You read Marie Claire?
by KamiChan January 24, 2012
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Indiana Hand Fart

When you fart in your hand and you throw it down your friends mouth.
Jim gave betes a Indiana Hand Fart and he could taste it in his tonsils.
by big_stroker January 16, 2021
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Hands Like Houses

"Son, I share your windward dreams to soar from this little town, of shacked up windows and swinging doors..."
- "Antarctica" by Hands Like Houses from their debut album Ground Dweller.
by 7568ino May 11, 2024
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intestine hands

Known for taking something good and turning it into shit with everything you touch.
A kid was given a new toy. His intestine hands guaranteed the toy would soon be broken.
by DigitalSherpa June 30, 2015
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look ma no hands

what oedipus said while giving his mother (jocasta) backshots
by guzz1r January 8, 2025
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Lithuanian Hand Grenade

A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.
Yeah bro I gave that bitch a Lithuanian Hand Grenade, she fucking loved it.
by Amber-Lover69 January 31, 2022
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