Piedmont box turtle

Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers

You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes

by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016

Midwestern Bento Box

A type of sex orgy in which all participants arrange themselves in a Tetris like stacked position and pleasure each other.

Tyler, was taken away by the pressure of Allison’s fat ass on his face, because she was on top of the midwestern bento box

by Andyrewg123 December 27, 2019

as a mute cat in a box

Being depressed as a mute cat in a box which can't even meow for help

talking with a small voice as a mute cat in a box which can't even be herd

" I am Depressed as a mute cat in a box man.."

" Tommy is as silent as a mute cat in a box"

by A random poster January 6, 2023

Pizza box

When you and your homie decide to tag team a chick but dont want your dicks to touch (not a fag) so you put the old pizza box between you guys

Hey I just pizza boxed with Doc again last night

by Droide1738 February 3, 2022

Otter box

The phone case you get when you can't protect a phone to save your life.

"The is the 5th phone I've fucked up in a month."

"Damn, you need you an Otter box for real"

by Pan-x September 28, 2022

dumb as a box of rocks

See "dumb as a bag of rocks" ... my deceased dad used to use the term alot.

You're about as dumb as a box of rocks ... /duh!

by Hippy420Lover53 May 14, 2018

box eating

The act of eating out a vagina, common lesbian term.

"Seems like I'll be doing some box eating tonigh ;)"

by Bannana Bean June 2, 2016