An Adam Job

A job that should be easy in concept but is actually quite difficult in application.

Is this an Adam Job, because I don't know how we are going to get this done.

by Evanopie November 16, 2021

Fetus Job

When having vaginal intercourse with a pregnant woman and your penis enter the uterus.

I got with that bitch Brenda last night, ended up getting a fetus job!

by GhostlyXV February 24, 2024

slit-your-throat job

Something that’s so depressing it makes you want to slit your throat. Usually used for places and building.

Have you seen that council estate over the road? That house on the corner as you drive in is a proper slit-your-throat job!

by Chris_32 May 27, 2024

lamp job

When you’ve “rubbed your girl the right way” (e.g. done something extra nice for her) and she tells you you can blow your next three loads anywhere you want.

It’s like a degenerate genie granting you three wishes.

Baby, that was so sweet of you! I’m gonna give you the best lamp job, just let me know where you want to put it.

by El Gato Fuerte February 22, 2019

ice cream paint job

when a bunch of horny dude cover a single woman head to toe completely in cum

" it was great we gave her and ice cream paint job "

by miny me November 28, 2023

Bro Job

Doing something meaningful to your bro in a time of need (according to Arin from Game Grumps)

Bro, I can like totally do a bro job for you.

by JOHNNY BIANCHINO February 26, 2019

hip job

When a person uses the inside of their hips and thighs to stimulate the penis without inserting it into the vagina or ass. Can be done lying down or standing up, but is best done laying down and facing away so the guy gets a good view of the butt.

Person 1: I don't think it counts as sex, does it? Does a hand job count?
Person 2: Nah, I think both a handy or a hip job definitely count as sex.

by bweehehe August 22, 2021