Lazer Guy

A pleb that plays Xbox with Aivariux who is an absolute swaglord who totally does sex a lot (trust me)

Person 1:”who’s that neek who looks like a malnourished acorn?”
Person 2:”that’s just Lazer Guy don’t worry”

by Aivariux April 17, 2022

Benjamin Guy

If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league

‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’

by jumboseahorse888 November 23, 2021

Food Guy

A guy who is not easily satisfied by food. Never leaving scraps on his plate.

Danny was not a food guy.

by Meljoy Rickets December 23, 2021

Real Guy

Buddy you just have to be a real one.

Real ones live for real guy moments.

Man Amjad is such a real guy. Amjad is the realest guy I know.

by Lejon Brames June 7, 2025

Are we the bad guys

Yes. It's 9 billion retarded piles of stinking dogshit versus 1 golden luminous hero.

A retard "Are WE the bad guys?"

Hym "And retarded. Don't forget retarded. And it isn't God doing this and it isn't Justice. I'm going to kill God and Justice is going to be what happens to this kids for you stalking harassing and then robbing and trying to use me as an example to coerce behavior in others is I don't get the fucking credit and that fucking money you retarded dogshit."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2024

The Guy

The coolest person in the moment

Bro that is so cool, you might actually be The Guy right now.

by Mor(e)peko November 15, 2025

Pete's a guy

Another way to say "pizza guy"

"Hey Joe! Pete's a guy!"

by coolcraft January 14, 2020