One from the pump

To achieve a point of intoxication that if one were to consume another beverage, one would likely get alcohol poisoning and need to have his/her stomach pumped.

Being "one from the pump" can be characterized by blackouts, shitting one's undergarments, contracting an STD, and numerous bruises.

Rob:"Remember when you had a bath with Becky last night?"
Kev: "WTF! Becky is my cousin. You ain't serious?"
Rob: "Yeah man...you were like one from the pump."

by scoop88 December 6, 2009

One inch pinch

A man with a very small penis

"Oh bro you have a one inch pinch bro you won't be able to get with her"

by slamminjamminge June 15, 2018

One night stand

picking up a stranger simply for sex, and sometimes involving money. A sexual experience with no strings attached or any comittment.

A guy, Joe is at a club on miami beach and realizes"Damn I'm 31 years old, and i've still never been laid!!!" His gay friend, Troy overhears him and offers him sex for free with him and his boyfriend, Jeff. "As desperate as I am, I want my first time to be special and filled with pussy pleasures" Just have a ONE NIGHT STAND like me and troy used to do" says Jeff. Just then a tasty new model from Brazil overheard them, and liked the idea. "I've been in Miami for three weeks and still haven't recieved a compliment" says the model, Kate. Joe jumped at the idea. "Well since I'm fuckin desperate, and I don't know how you're gonna take this, ur so hot i'd cut a whole in your dress and stick my dick in it" She actually took it well and she thought his dick was big and long. "You boys like blowjobs here dont you" she said. "Well I only like boys doin dat to me"says Troy. "Well how about you, Joe- would you like to accompany me to my suite and be my guard for the night or something like that" kate whispered. "HELL YEA GRL, but is this 'night' gonna be free. She replied"The only fee is your meat" Joe rushed to Kate's suite, and started stripping in the hallway. He slipped on his cherry condom, and Kate removed her bra and showed her triple C's. Joe gently stuck his fingers in her coochie, and slowly took of her panties. He immediately stuck his 11 inch pole in her mouth. "It's a shame that a large cock like this has been stored for all these years" Kate licked out. Next Kate bent over and touched her ass symbolising she wanted it doggystyle first. Joe rammed his dick inside of her til he moaned and so deep that his penis was steering kate. Joe threw Kate on the bed and spread her legs over his shoulders. Before Kate could even breathe he drilled his meatpole into her pussy and played with her pubic hair. This went on for 52 minutes until Joe cummed for the very first time on Brazilian Kate's face. By the time Joe woke up the next day, Kate was gone and had left him the 300.00 bill. "Awesome he thought". The ONE NIGHT STAND of a life time.

by notsag January 4, 2008

yank one's chain

To annoy someone, especially about something they're concerned with or sensitive to, usually in a specious or humorous manner, just for the sake of annoying them. A real-world form of trolling..

'I proved to Bubba that Black people were superior to White -- it was all b.s., but I wanted to yank one's chain a bit.

by anarcissie January 11, 2016

burn one for the forces

smoke some shit for those in iraq & afghanistan

-wait a minute! isn't that where some of the world's best hashish is? oh i forgot!.......pee tests!?

BURN ONE FOR THE FORCES!!

burn one for the forces

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

one eyed flounder

This wonderful method of rear entry comes from the all powerful Leanne.
She is a master of taking it in the ass, and enjoys this thoroughly.

Hmm, lets say Josh is getting Leanne from behind, and suddenly knocks out one of leannes arms that is supporting her weight. She will then fall to that side, and land on the side of her face, looking like a one eyed flounder.
thank you and good night

by Josh May 4, 2004

number one stunner

The act of being so stunning, that you are now in-fact, number one.

That nigga jamal is so sexy, he must be a number one stunner!

by blizzzzaaaaaaa October 9, 2008