Fishing

The best hobby on the earth.

Guy: "Yesterday's fishing trip was awesome"

Other guy: "Nice, what did you catch?"

Guy: "I caught a HUUUGE Smallmouth Bass"

Other guy: "Damn thats big"

by KoltLeo July 15, 2022

Rotating Fish

A sodium ion.

“Hey could you pass me that vial full of solvent and rotating fish?”

by Kirtap November 8, 2023

gold fish

The snack that smiles back

i want to eat some GOLD FISHHHH.

by DUCKIEEEEEEEEEEE March 19, 2018

Fish Gum

A piece of gum that was slid through some vaginal lips and given to a person you hate

“Hey Jessica, here’s some totally normal gum, I call it fish gum” (don’t tell them you put it in your coochie)

by orii34 November 22, 2021

Fish Gum

Gum that has been slid through one’s vagina lips, re-wrapped in the wrapper and given to someone you hate.

“Hey Jessica here is some gum” (don’t tell them it’s fish gum)

by orii34 November 22, 2021

Foot fishing

When you're foot fisting and your prosthetic foot falls off and you try to fish it out.

"Dude, last night Jessica got down and dirty and I lost my foot in her anus, I had to go foot fishing"

by the soggiest bread October 1, 2015

jello fish

A sexual act where the girl lays in missionary and the guy with a tiny penis flops around all retarded like as a fish in jello would.

"Last night I let my boyfriend go all the way but he had such a tiny penis all he could do was jello fish."

by lildickmuffin April 26, 2016