Quack Quack Chair Back

what some people say to ensure that they will get their seat back after getting up; this is a phrase usually used by idiots

If you don't want your chair to be stolen, you must utter the words "Quack Quack Chair Back"

by Stacy's Mommy April 10, 2019

Chad in the back

An act of 4 makes (usually black) take a gay Male behind a building and take turns stretching his poop shoot. Usually with out lube to make sure he feels even bit of the pain.

Hey did you hear?
Tyrone was doing a Chad in the back!

by Clitmaster44 April 13, 2019

back-wac

A route or road that is not the main one a person would use to get from A to B.. eg. Small side roads or country lanes that avoid busy main roads.

I'm not going on the motorway.. I'll go the back-wacs

by J.Fritzel April 15, 2019

dropped his back

A term used when someone has released a pungent fart.

Joe: Look out Dave has just dropped his back, evacuate the room

by looart May 25, 2019

Crayon in the back pocket

Someone who has a very tight tight relationship with children.

George O'Donnell is a "crayon in the back pocket" kind of guy. A super-hero of sorts.

by t3chth1rt33n June 13, 2019

Poop Back

The action of leaving a social gathering under the pretence of needing to check on something urgently, but really it's because you need to poop in the comfort of your own home.

She'll poop back home to check on the dog.
He pooped back home to check he hadn't left the hob on

by idiot99 June 20, 2019

Back splat

A fictional event promoted by the Walla Walla wine industry. These so called professionals reference a ‘back splat’ event that involved a Montana-originated flood that crashed against a basalt ridges and caused a rush of water into the Walla Walla region.

Lynne meant to describe a bath tub effect of what happened in the floods from 12,000 years ago but her petite verdot consumption led her to describe a back splat, which coincidentally Britt left in the men’s room.

by clermontboy September 14, 2019