by Evangeline of angels October 20, 2014

Text:
Plug: still smoking now or still got the tooth problem?
Customer: (takes a fat rip) “I plead the 5th”
You have what you owe me?
Plug: “I plead the 3rd”
Homie I O U…
Plug: still smoking now or still got the tooth problem?
Customer: (takes a fat rip) “I plead the 5th”
You have what you owe me?
Plug: “I plead the 3rd”
Homie I O U…
by Bigbirddebelen June 18, 2022

When someone uses Mayo as a lube substitute and maggots infest the vaginal canal and hit that G-spot, producing an orgasm
by mommymilkermaggot March 28, 2022

Guy One- WOAH THAT OmgyaboiplayzYT123 GUY JUST MOVED TO THE TOP OF THE LEADER BOARD WITH A 79 KILL STREAK
Guy Two- :O
Guy Two- :O
by Ylesmay May 9, 2018

One who thinks themself higher than those around them. Often characterized by a cocky, pompous, overconfident attitude. Those who are considered Smell-o-farts often hold their head high with their nose in the air, as if they are trying to sniff a fart.
Karen: Why don't you have any more canned green beans? My husband is a lawyer and I will sue if I am not treated with better customer service. Let me speak to your manager a young man.
Kyle: Why are you making that face?
Karen: Excuse me? I asked for the manager.
Kyle: I am the manager, get out of my store you smell-o-fart
Kyle: Why are you making that face?
Karen: Excuse me? I asked for the manager.
Kyle: I am the manager, get out of my store you smell-o-fart
by monkeysbutt May 16, 2020

Colin O Donoghue is an Irish actor and also a musician. His middle name is Arthur. Colin O Donoghue is best known for his role as "Captain Hook" or "Killian Jones" in the hit TV show "Once Upon Time". He was born in January the 26th 1981, which makes him 40 years old now. He is married to Helen O Donoghue and they got married in 2009.
"Hey, who is your favorite character in OUAT?"
"Regina, what about you?"
"Hook 100%"
"Do you know the name of the actor who plays him?"
"Yeah, its Colin O Donoghue! DUHH!"
"Regina, what about you?"
"Hook 100%"
"Do you know the name of the actor who plays him?"
"Yeah, its Colin O Donoghue! DUHH!"
by Charli D’amilio official April 19, 2021

A person who may have hundreds of pictures of themselves on Facebook or a similar service. However, none of these pictures truly show what the person really looks like thanks to the use of camera angles, bad self-pics and other cheap visual tricks. This underhanded ploy is a favorite of the 'salad-shy' and those afflicted with 'a lovely personality.' Invented by Stephen Gude, Professor Emeritus at UCSC, USA.
"There are 150 pictures of this girl on her Myspace... NONE of which show that she is not fat or ugly. Think of the incredible effort this must have taken. How is that possible? What a horrible nerd-o-welly."
"Gina weighs 300 pounds in real life... Why does her facebook make her look like Jessica Biel. What is goddamn nerd-o-welly!"
"Gina weighs 300 pounds in real life... Why does her facebook make her look like Jessica Biel. What is goddamn nerd-o-welly!"
by Professor Letznotfail October 22, 2011
