If you think Poop is sexy, and you think Sex is sexy, then I have the definition for you. Poop sex is a very intimate act between two scat fans where poop is involved. I'm talking Cleveland steamers, fat poopy drizzlers, and shitty muck clogglers.
Poop sex is entirely dependent on what you and your partner ate that morning. Some Poop Sex fans enjoy if their partner only ate corn for the previous 3 days before their encounter. Others prefer a sloppy, greasy mess.
Either way, Poop Sex is versatile enough as a sex act that almost all scat fans can enjoy.
Poop sex is entirely dependent on what you and your partner ate that morning. Some Poop Sex fans enjoy if their partner only ate corn for the previous 3 days before their encounter. Others prefer a sloppy, greasy mess.
Either way, Poop Sex is versatile enough as a sex act that almost all scat fans can enjoy.
Hey love. I haven't had sex in a few days, and I definitely haven't had Poop Sex in a few weeks. Would you be cool with some gaping Poop Sex this afternoon?
by PoopSex123 December 05, 2022
when you are about to leave for vacation and have to defecate , as soon as you defecate in the washroom and leave , you forget to flush. The poor pile of stool stays in the toilet water and marinates for the duration of your vacation and develops a sharp fermented odour from the remnants of the meal you ate on the day you were about to leave.
When you return from vacation and examine your stool , you find it beautifully pickled and ready to be savored.
That ladies and gentlemen is pickled poop.
When you return from vacation and examine your stool , you find it beautifully pickled and ready to be savored.
That ladies and gentlemen is pickled poop.
Sir Ronald Bartholomew Daquavius Jamal Rubus the Ninety-Eighth : Damn Nigga thats my 2 month old shit.
Random ass poop inspector : Yes Sir , that is a fine specimen of collection of pickled poop.
Random ass poop inspector : Yes Sir , that is a fine specimen of collection of pickled poop.
by 47akg47 July 11, 2023
by hammie boie July 12, 2018
Poop labor is when you know you have to poop but when your cheeks hit the seat you can't poop so your just waiting for it to come out. Occasionally pushing and pushing then breathing as if in labor. Just waiting to poop.
by McNasty1989 January 12, 2017
Sailor: Reportin' fer duty, Cap'n!
Cap'n: Aye, there's a lad! Get down and scrub the poop deck!
Sailor: Aye-aye! Where's the mop?
Cap'n: ...
Cap'n: Aye, there's a lad! Get down and scrub the poop deck!
Sailor: Aye-aye! Where's the mop?
Cap'n: ...
by janey-e1999 September 24, 2023
The little guys that work in your colon, they form and pack the poop to be sent out. They work for local union #2!
by Jamgar January 20, 2024
The band of sisters to which all women belong. Girls who poop together stay together. Girls must attend the bathroom together, usually to poop.
by mattpacer May 16, 2016