by Habarlament June 22, 2019
this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.
the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.
by MC Busta September 5, 2019
The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!
by Mexican geek January 21, 2018
Noun. One who endures full-time work hours and commuter traffic solely by choice, rather than out of financial necessity; also, one who 'drops in to visit' at his or her place of employment during non-traditional periods such as holidays, personal days, or maternity leaves. Synonyms: maniac, imbecile, moron, lunatic, suicide, loser
Dan: Hey, Bill, entre nous -- wasn't Frank up for retirement like nine years ago?
Bill: What can ya say? The guy's a real job-nut.
Bill: What can ya say? The guy's a real job-nut.
by James Hoffa Lincoln October 19, 2017
Did you hear about Stacy's first bong job? Daymmmmmmmmm! That girl is lucky she didn't dislocate her jaw!
by Sass1023 July 10, 2022
Inserting your finger into the anus, causing a pleasuring feeling for some.
The word comes from a video recorded in snapchat where a finger is inserted into the anus by the user Job 😎🎮
The word comes from a video recorded in snapchat where a finger is inserted into the anus by the user Job 😎🎮
by blobfishinator March 28, 2023