grandmotherly love

To verbally and/or physically beat the piss out of someone with only the best intentions and/or for their benefit.

My friend complained about being single; so, in an act of grandmotherly love, I bluntly told him that nobody wants to date an unwashed, unkempt fatass whose hobbies are limited to video games and masturbation.

by earthen biscuit July 9, 2007

velcro love

When two men embrace and their beard bristles interlock like velcro. No bond between men is stronger than velcro love.

"Dang your beard is awesome."
"Yours is too, dude."
"Come 'ere, man, gimme some velcro love"
*MANLY EMBRACE*

by Raceboat May 18, 2011

Love trumpet

The act of farting while love making

I was shagging her well and she was quite pleased until my love trumpet fired off and ruined the mood.

by Hopster September 5, 2007

Sisterly Love

The 'love' between two sisters.

Normally sarcastic-

Y: Yup, my sister told me to jump off a cliff today..
N: Just 'sisterly love'.

by Sillie-Tits February 16, 2018

love pariah

one who is a social outcast of love; somebody who cannot find anybody to go out with them. this word can be found mentioned in bridget jones' diary several times.

joe is a love pariah because he is a geek and nobody will go out with him.

me: 'OMG NOBODY LOVES ME!!'
tom: 'wtf..love pariah!!11one'

by hollietree July 18, 2004

love pocket

The female genitalia cooter, slit, or gash
positive term

Her love pocket leaked all down her legs

by Dereck montegomery September 25, 2003

Love

The most scary thing in the world. The biggest monster out there; it either destroys you for life or helps you grow and find yourself. Only brave yet illogical people allow it to control them.

I do not love you. Love is the pronunciation of evil, spelled backwards.

by consue March 29, 2015