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Oldham Job

When somebody pulls on a night out, and takes the person they’ve pulled back to their friend’s place, or wherever their friends are staying for the night.
You know that girl Dan got with in the club? Well he took her back to Matt’s apartment, where all the lads were staying - proper Oldham Job!”
by El Slobo June 24, 2022
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Smoosh Job

When a morbidly obese woman sits on your face suffocating you to near death.
Bro, needed an engine crane to get Linda off my face after that smoosh job.
by Epicwins July 6, 2019
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Tallahassee nut job

The art of a Tallahassee nut job has been the objective of all females since its invention in 2019. It conaists of a lady perferably a beutiful one with beutiful eyes a nice smile and a gorgeous set of double d's jacking you off then just pefore climax yelling "Tallahasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and putting her finger up in the air before thrusting it into your asshole and continuing to thrust the shit put pf ypur asshole with her finger as you weep " Mr.Harlooooooooffffffff"
Jimmy: Ever heard of a Tallahassee nut job!

Jenny: Yeah I did it to my boyfriend last night
by Mr.Gustav June 11, 2018
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lapel job

An aggressive move, usually by a 1930s movie gangster, by which someone grabs another person by both lapels of their suit jacket so as to pull them close and remind them they have to pay up.
Mugsy knew that being nice wouldn't work, so he gave Buzz a lapel job to let him know that he meant business.
by Ausmithesq December 21, 2021
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Rim job

The commonly used name for an activity/quest given to those who choose to adventure through the land of Skyrim. Though often initiated by the traveller, there are times when a Rim job is forced upon him/her with the fate of the realm in jeopardy. Payment for a successful Rim job comes in the form of gold or pointed objects one can use on future Rim jobs.
To join the Companions you must accept their Rim jobs. With each successful Rim job their trust in you will grow.
by BradMojito November 22, 2011
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Paint job

Smears of fecal matter on a guy's penis after anal sex.
Brendon: Shit, that slut gave me a paint job!
Marilyn: dork!
by Spice cowboy February 8, 2023
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Pause-Job

Unintentionally pausing a video at the precise frame least flattering to the participant/s, e.g. resulting in the appearance of a gurning or mongoloid expression.
The viewer is invited to imagine a low-res video of the State of the European Union (SOTEU) address, paused during a crowd shot. "Look at the Pause-Job on Angela Merkel, has she suffered a stroke!?"
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