Jack Bob Livingston

Urban legend creature, said to take on the form of a rabbit, from the magical land of shroom. The only known proof of Jack Bob Livingston's existence is by playing side B of certain 70's rock band albums backwards on a record player. The record is played in reverse until an eerie screeching rabbit can be heard crying "shroomsss".

"Dude, are we trippin our faces off, or did we just hear Jack Bob Livingston?!"

by squarenasty June 20, 2014

Gettin Jacked Up

Going to the bar and get extremely drunk because your wife took the TV away. One who is drunk and unable to drive so he/she tends to get run over or kidnapped or some crazy ass thing.

Use your word in a sentence
Paul,"Man Jimmy was so gettin jacked up last night"
Dave,"Yeah man piss ran down his legs"

by Tay~Tay May 2, 2015

washington jack rabbit

To jump on a sex partner by using your dick to land in the buttox.

He Washington jack rabbit onto jennifer.
FUCK JENNIFER THAT HOR

by Bloohoo November 14, 2016

Reverse Jack Sprat

Thin girl, fat guy relationship based on nothing but mutual admiration.

I'm in a Reverse Jack Sprat, and my lady needs a Kevlar vest. Any recommendations?

by Scipio December 10, 2015

Jack Bauer (Bower)

When a man drinks a beer in the shower while rubbing one out.

Person A: I totally took a Jack Bauer (Bower) before you guys came over!
Persons B &C: Why are you telling us this?
Person A: Because I needed to use it in a sentence for Urban Dictionary...
Persons B &C: We're going to leave now...

by Legacy II January 8, 2016

Oregon Slap Jack

When you are receiving a blowjob and whip out your dick to start slapping your girlfriend in the face as fast as possible, making a sound like you are flipping flap jacks.

Bro, my girfriend was giving me a blowy last night and I just started doing the Oregon Slap Jack on her for no reason.

Thats phenomenal bro.

by BigGayScoob March 19, 2016

Polish bumper jack

A pole routine involving 2 strippers, where stripper #1 is inverted, legs spread in a V and Stripper #2 stands on the legs of #1 rhythmically bouncing up and down, moving them both down the pole like letting a car down off a bumper jack.

Champagne and Passion took 1st place in the Stripolympics by executing a flawless Polish Bumper Jack, and then sticking the landing.

by Whiteboy B February 25, 2019