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shit hit

That last hit in the bottom of a well used bowl of marijuana, usually tastes like ass and leaves a long term shitty taste in the mouth.
Repack the fucking bowl! I just got the shit hit...
by Jon Doe September 1, 2003
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Ghost shit

A pooh that ceases to exsist .
When taking a shit you wipe to reveal no excrement present. However this word has two parts when taking a shit you glance in the toilet bowl to reveal no evidence of you having a shit at all. The perfect ghost shit requirs that both criteria mentioned above are met.
by Mlk117 May 26, 2014
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shit wrecking

A verb used to talk about when someone gets beat down badly.
Jeremy totally wrecked the vampires shit yesterday. Honestly, who bites??

I got my shit wrecked in battlefield when I tried to drive up the beach in that jeep.

I just wrecked that kids shit in beer pong, I shut him out and made 2 bouncers in a row.

Jack is going to wreck our shit when he finds out we got his little sister drunk and gave her a little surprise sex.
by Mizike May 17, 2005
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Shit Macgyver

(1) Someone who can find there way out of any shitty shitting situation using objects around them.

(2) Someone who can craft any handy tool out of nothing but their shit.
(1) While in Seville, Spain I shat in a public rest room. I later found out there was no toilet paper. Like any good shit macgyver, I wiped my ass with a trash bag the best available resource.

(1)Pooping with no lock in a public rest room can be tricky... a good shit macgyver would lock the door with his or her shoe lace.

(2) I was in dyer need of a philips head screwdriver. Good thing im an A CLASS Shit Macgyver.

(2) My friend is a natural born shit macgyver. He fixed my tooth ake with a swift finger of shit.
by Circus Freak January 10, 2010
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Shit Stamper

noun.

Yet another phrase also referring to male homosexuals (i.e. queers, mo's, faggots, peter puffers, pillow biters, butt pirates, etc...)
1.I thought Liberace was pretty cool, until I found out he was a shit stamper.

2. Freddy Mercury from Queen is a shit stamper.

3. Elton John is a shit stamper too.

4. Justin Bieber....we're just waiting for it. C'mon bro, we all know the deal. You kiss that Selena Gomez chick every now and again, big deal. I got money that says you take loads of baby batter in your mouth. I'm just waiting for the National Enquirer to give me the news.
by High-Powered GAYdar September 8, 2011
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Shit Schooled

Kid comes bursting in.
Kid: I just got shit schooled!!!!!!!
Mother: Get the fuck out.
by Zolbayar February 5, 2010
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Squirrel that shit

To hide or conceal items of interest from ones who are not worthy
Gio: Yo guys wheres my Tequila?

Me: SQUIRRELED THAT SHIT!

or

Yo go squirrel that shit before the idiots come over
by The Official Whitehouse February 18, 2009
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