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The A.I. jobs paradox

Here it is: It's the conflict between these 2 ideas. It's "We all have to row the boat so HE should have to keep rowing" BUT "He created A.I. and it's going to take our jobs." So not only do YOU want YOU to have to keep rowing the boat. But YOU want ME to HAVE TO do it with you even IN THE ABSENCE of you having to do it. So, you WANT to keep pushing the rock up the hill but you won't let me stop even though I don't.
Hym "And that is the A.I. jobs paradox. I've saved you from a sinking ship and you're demanding that we both should have to get back on the ship. You're demanding that I ought to drown with you."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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Straw Job

When you are with a male sexual partner, preforming the act of sounding, just as he is about to reach orgasm you swap whatever object you have inserted with a straw. You then forcefully suck, creating negative urethral pressure, FORCING the CUM to comply.
Yo, I just pulled a STRAW JOB on my man. Really wish I soundproofed my room.
by Ancient_Armadillo March 10, 2022
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Chimney job

It's when you and your work partner trade days of work in a homosexual way producing great heat and friction in the old chimney if you know what I mean... No judgment here by the way
Charlie gave John one hell of a chimney job...
by chontz1031 March 18, 2019
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Brag Job

A contractor takes Which is to big for his business to handle. Typically looses his shirt.
Johns company won a huge job and they couldn't handle it. That is why they are no longer in business. For him at first it was a brag job.
by Steve6385 December 10, 2012
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$5 Foot-Job

You put a 6 inch subway sandwich (extra mayo) over someones penis and then give them a foot job for $5
Jenny gave Carl a $5 Foot-Job at the party on saturday
by LeBrons veiny dih March 5, 2025
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Slab job

When she grabs the shaft of your penis and hammers the tip of your penis with her palm
Duuuuude she gave me a slab job last night and my Dick is three inches shorter
by Meat slammer February 12, 2017
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brim job

When you lick the salt off a margarita it is a brim job
“Wow this margarita is full and covered in salt” -Amy
Jen: “you should totes do a brim job”
by lilpasty September 16, 2021
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