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half a job 

When your having a threesome and one girl is giving you head but doesn't finish you off and leaves it to the second girl to finish you .
I had a threesome yesterday and the girl half a jobbed me
half a job by half a job November 5, 2015
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Broom Closet Job

A job or promotion received due to having sexual relations with the boss, supposedly in a broom closet.
Tiffany didn't climb the ranks based on merit. She got broom closet jobs.
Broom Closet Job by AnonBPlugIM January 26, 2016

yosemite sam job 

An over the pants handjob in which the recipient is wearing tight jeans. Referring to the Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam who is always depicted wearing tight pants.
Person 1: How far did you and your girl go?

Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.

Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.
yosemite sam job by Bernie Sanders OG September 17, 2016

30 second job 

When you only last 30 seconds when having sex with a girl
Hey Erik do you do 30' second jobs

No Jacob I last for like 5 minutes when I'm having sex, no 30 second jobs
30 second job by 30seconejob September 10, 2016

Dirty Water Job 

When two guys suck each other's dick to make the other friend feel good. This is completely straight and meaningless, it's just for the feeing.
Hey man, I had a long day, can you give me a dirty water job? Sure!
Dirty Water Job by Puss5829 July 27, 2016

Jack-o-Lantern Job 

Refers to an act of fellatio from a person missing one or more front teeth.
"It must be great knowing a crack whore!"
"Yes, if you like Jack-o-Lantern Jobs"
Jack-o-Lantern Job by neuropathica October 16, 2016