dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Sack-hands

When your hands are wrinkled so much that they start to look like the surface of the scrotum

Person 1: I just got finished with my dishes shift, my hands are so wrinkly!

Person 2: Yeah i hate Sack-hands!

by DeepFriedTeletubby February 13, 2020

Hand

The thing you will never get to hold.

Becky:OMG what’s that on your hand?
Gwen:Haha your bf’s hand

by AlienTacoz Art February 24, 2020

Meth Hands

When you’re getting scratched, but it feels like your skin is bubbling like you’re on meth.

Yo, she was scratching me, but I think she had meth hands.
Dude! She seriously has meth hands. My skin felt like it was boiling from smoking meth while she scratched me!

by Stranglemyer February 27, 2020

the holy hand

If you been nice you get headpats by the holy hand

Cat: please! No more headpats!
The Holy Hand: *doesn't listen*

by Emberu Pemberu February 28, 2020

Second Hand Cock Smoke

When you been smoking cock with a flamethrower and someone around you gets that second hand cock smoke.

Smoking cock less than 25 feet from the building can cause second hand cock smoke.

by Mattroid Prime March 2, 2020

Spiritual Hand Shake

Typically a short eye contact when there would in general be a real hand shake. Often accompanied by a friendly remark. A rest of politeness and friendliness in epidemic times

Hello Walter, how are you? Please feel my Spiritual Hand Shake! It comes from my heart ...
Dear colleagues, please avoid physical hand shakes. Our policy are spiritual hand shakes.

by ThePhysopher March 5, 2020