Douche Canoe

Noun:

An individual capable of such douchebaggary, that their capacity well exceeds the confines off just a bag.

That Billy Hotdog is such a douche canoe, he had to sign a written agreement with his boss, limiting his overabundant workplace douchebaggary.

by Bigbrothathunda!!! September 19, 2019

douche-canary

A person by the name of Clinton.

Clinton is a douche-canary.

by Sophia4111 September 22, 2019

douchebagfagalottapuss

The guy you never want to date. AKA: DBFLP.

DID YOU SEE THAT DBFLP? GIVE ME A BREAK! GET A LIFE LOSER!
I totally saw him. What a douchebagfagalottapuss.

by Hahanonogirl September 30, 2019

Douchebadgery

The act of putting a badge on your car from a trim level higher than you have.

Examples: Putting a GT and 5.0 badges, from a Mustang GT, on a V6 Mustang. Or a Type R badge on a base model Honda Civic or Integra. Even worse, Ferrari badge on a Scion.

I can't believe this douchebadgery.... He put a GT-R badge on that Altima!?

by Atticaz October 8, 2019

Douche Zone

Douche Zone-Noun-
Kind of like the Friend zone but for more douche people.

Hey, Zack doesn't belong in the Friend Zone, he belongs in the Douche Zone.

by edgymemerboi October 20, 2019

Douchebag

A male, usually a “Sk8TeR bOi” who cares about no one else but himself. He will play girls like a damn guitar. He usually has long hair and wears clothes that are a few sizes too big, complete with vans on his feet. He makes asshole remarks to people who are just minding their own business. He gets aggressive very quickly. He also wears way to much cologne and you can smell him from a mile away. That my friends is a douchebag

“Wow, Myles is a douchebag”
“For real bro”

by Homewrecker6969 October 25, 2019

douche

Someone who dresses kind of gay but is clearly straight
A douchebag also has a "I'm better than you" attitude.

" He looks like such a douchebag "
" Stop being a fucking douchebag "

by ronensmartass November 11, 2019