brown eye blind

The craftful art of taking cream cheese an inserting it cold into ones anus and let it melt. At that point you take an exploding shit on your partners anus covering the "brown eye" with a milky white film.

Frequently used on bagels as a spread after coitus

This is also known as the "birds eye" due to the similarity to bird shit.

I taught her a lesson by giving her the brown eye blind, then i made a bagel!

brown eye blind by brianssmithsmom May 18, 2010

chubby brown 

1.) A short, fat shit.

2.) A short, fat, shit 'comedian'.

"Hmmm... before I go see Chubby Brown tonight, I'll drop a Chubby Brown down the bog..."

chubby brown by Baron Of Stuff April 18, 2008

round brown 

a fart, toot, poot, poof, puff, fluff or whatever else one may call the secretion of gas from the buttox

other examples: anal acoustics, cabbage captivator, talking pants, Victoria Secret's worst nightmare, fumigation

Bob: (round browns) "Aaw that smells! Gary, did you round brown us?"

Gary: "What? HEAVENS NO!"

round brown by Doctor94 February 19, 2011

I'm down for brown 

Ready for anything; down to do whatever comes up

"What do you wanna do tonight?"
- "I don't care, I'm down for brown"

I'm down for brown by serv1 April 23, 2013

brown out 

When large chunks of your day at work are taken up by a coworker talking about random crap that he doesn't know anything about.

I got nothing done today at work, I had a Brown Out

brown out by Codym January 21, 2006

Oakland brown-mash 

Much like the cleveleand steamer, it is a scatalogical sexual act, however it utilizes the face and/or mouth, and a more soupy/malt like stool.

Dude, Sears just gave Abelkop an Oakland brown-mash--its all over everything.

Oakland brown-mash by Carlos Maza November 11, 2006

Chris-brown-a-bitch 

Beat someone up unexpectadly

Harm another person for doing something wrong too you

"Yo my i found out my girlfriend was cheating on me"

"Dude, you should definatly chris-brown-a-bitch"

Chris-brown-a-bitch by That dude wit a car March 11, 2009