Hold the Broccoli, Bro

(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”

Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.

Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.

by sethsdog1102 May 5, 2022

BONGI bro

When your name is mispronounced and so is another kids name you call each other BONGI broes

Your my BONGI bro

by The BONGI bro May 15, 2021

Thomas bros maps

Chances are if you were a taxi driver a bicycle courier messaged or just an itinerant wanderer of the san Francisco bay area in the 1980s to 1990s you had at least 1 copy of the Thomas bros spiral bound map guides. These guides were invaluable towards navigating. The Bay area. As iconic as they were they were eventually bought out by the Rand MC Nally Corp everything went digital and you know the rest

Siri:' Left turn in 50 yards"me:"shut up siri! I still have my trusted
Thomas bros maps with me!"

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021

Festival bros

The dudes you only see once or twice a year at music festivals and feel like your best bros while you’re getting lit up together all weekend.

You: hey guys we are going over to Andrew and his friends camp.
Friend: who is that?
You: they’re from Ottawa and I see them every year at AIM festival, they’re my festival bros!

by slim_sheady July 14, 2019

Flack Jacket Bro

A bro who survives a run-in with a semtex grenade.

Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.

"Dude, after I jumped on that grenade for you the other night she ended up morphing into a full fledged semtex grenade. Been blowing up my phone all day. She finally quite after I answered and told her in a Spanish accent that she had the wrong number."

"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."

by nar1763 December 14, 2011

shes busy lil bro

If you get this she’s for the streets

Me: I miss u
Her: shes busy lil bro
This means someone is ON her

by I’m just that guy May 7, 2024

The Super Mario Bros. Movie

mid

normal guy: The Super Mario Bros. Movie is mid
nintendrone: NOOOOO THE MAREO MOVIE ISN'T MIDDD!!!!!111!!!11!1 IT'S THE BIRGESST MOIVE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!111

by cooldude2144 April 26, 2023