Turd of Shit

Something of such low quality, of such minisquel value, that it might in fact be the least significant item in the universe.

I bought a brand new Rolex Daytona online. I paid $5,000 for it. When I got it in the mail, I opened the box, and it turned out to be a turd of shit. I hate myself.

by TangClock July 29, 2009

Shit Bender

Someone who magically bends turds. When you go into a washroom and there is shit plastered to the the back of the toilet seat. The last shit bender has struck again. They must be like the highlander except: "in the end there can only be number 2!" Shit is only naturally meant to go down with gravity not up and sideways The Shit Bender is the arch enemy of the plumber fore they destroy the law of plumbing: "Shit flows downhill and payday is on Friday"

Some Shit Bender ruined the toilet again, I used it anyway, I'm glad I'm not a cleaning lady.

by The Shit Savant November 20, 2017

abandoned shit

While taking a dump and realizing that you have no toilet paper in the bathroom and must leave to get a roll or call for help.

I am almost finished taking a crap but theres no toilet paper on the roller! Hold on let me check the cabinets, Gahh! no theres none in here either. I don't want to abandoned shit but maybe if I yell loud enough my neighbors will hear me.

by dzallah1 August 21, 2011

nyam shit

This is a degrading thing to tell a person, because you're telling them to eat faeces.

Go nyam shit and don't talk to me bwoy

by shandiva June 22, 2017

Shit Schooled

Shitting your pants while walking home from school.

Kid comes bursting in.
Kid: I just got shit schooled!!!!!!!
Mother: Get the fuck out.

by Zolbayar February 5, 2010

shit-camel

Usually a lazy retard so slow that growing grass outpaces them.

The manager at McDonalds is usually a shit-camel!

by Lord Meatclown August 12, 2004

rake that shit

-slang phrase for 'raking it in'
(coming up with or producing an excessive amount of income/winnings)
-an imperative phrase, also slang; (usually the recipient is the one responsible for cleaning a pet's litterbox/cage)

"yo man, Donny went to Vegas and he was rakin that shit" (verb form)
"Mary, you besta rake that shit before the cats start using your laundry pile"

by jady September 20, 2004