Jizz Hands

It's kind of like jazz hands, except instead of shaking your hands around with your fingers pointing up into the air, you point them towards the ground as you frantically try and shake the jizz free.

When I looked down and saw my hands, I ended up doing jizz hands all around the bedroom.

by nanomaton August 5, 2017

hand dance

Masturbating

Yesterday i accidentally walked in on my brother doing the hand dance.

by Hannibal lecter October 31, 2014

Lamb hands

Someone who knocks over drinks

Great drew knocked another drink over, he's got lamb hands

by Jaypeebee00 November 16, 2022

hand fisting

The process of pooping out a thick and dry turd the size of a large fist. Side effects can include crying of relief and/or agony, and an angry red anus.

Sorry I was gone for 2 days. I was hand fisting for atleast 1 day and crying the entire 2nd day.

by Fulgar April 8, 2017

texas hand grenade

Sticking your hand up someones asshole

Im gonna give my wife a "texas hand grenade" tonight.

by Oklahoma hand grenade lover April 13, 2025

Hands free prostate exam

The act of butt fucking somebody whilst standing up

“Yo did you hear Brad gave Mary a hands free prostate exam, that pretty freaky”

by Sm!tty345 April 18, 2024

Hand sleeve

A tattoo you get to look heavily tattooed but you have no money. So when you wear a jumper you look cool but in a swimming pool you look like a nonce like micheal jackson.

That bloke in the changing room’s hand sleeve looked cool. Oh scrap that he looks like a nonce now hes in the pool, babe get the kids over with us.

by Real tattooer July 16, 2022