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Eisenhower High School 

Eisenhower High School, the worst school ever. horrible teachers. everyone’s failing. everyone comes to school either high or drunk off they asses. the guys get bjs in the janitors closet ;) the girls pussy always stankkk. when u walk past the bathroom all you smell is mango mixed with shit. them bathrooms be full of blood all over the damn seat and floor. the girls are all desperate so they fuck grown men. the guys are always scratching their balls or always have boners failing horribly to hide it. the girls have no shame with showin they nasty ass bodies. at hoco everyone was gettin sexual even during songs that u don’t. all you see is air forces. bitches be singing in the hallways bc they dgaf. there is canine drug searches randomly all the damn time. everyone a snitch lowkey. the pep rallys are actually so boring n pointless. you’re only cool if u got a truck or another expensive car. the girls be gettin mono all the time. ppl spreading rumors bout other ppl bein pregnant. all the teachers tryna fuck the students...literally. who name they school “ike” tf. all in all don’t fuckin go here. issa big mistake. no cap frfr
Guy1: “yo have u heard of Eisenhower High School?”

Guy2: “yea ain’t that the school with a fuck ton of sex offenders?”

Guy1: “yea but i heard it’s full of hoes”

Guy2: “but they all nasty”

Guy1: “true i just need some pussy”

Guy2: “go fuck ur sister or sum man”

Guy1: “i already did maybe i’ll fuck my cousin now she fine”

Guy2: “ shit threesome?”

Conestoga High School 

my alma mater...as long as i can remember, our slogan has been "welcome to Conestoga High School, where the grades are high, and the kids are higher." also known as Conestoners, and/or Stoga Stoners. i graduated a bit ago but still love that high school in Berwyn, PA, just outside of Philly. when i was there, there were literally no rules, the teachers were super chill, and everyone got along except for the silly fights. most of my fellow alumni are progressive and kind. idk what happened after i left, but when i was there, it was the best high school a lil stoner girl like me could ask for. go Pioneers, class of 2013!
"Oh you went to Stoga, as in Conestoga High School?! You guys really know how to get down. The last Stoga kid i met smoked all my weed and stole my ma's Oxy script! Best day i ever had."
"Oh, yeah, that was my friend Billy. Go Pioneers!!!"
"When did you graduate?"
"2013, before all that bs. when i went there, we respected each other. it was dope. and the drugs were everywhere and cheap affff. lotsa people brought weapons, including guns, to school. just how it was. sadly, most of my friends died from od's though. i almost did too."
"wow, idk if i coulda handled going there"
"you woulda liked it, trust me" *winks at nonexistent camera*
Conestoga High School by schmokey February 3, 2021

Public High School

The place where hope, dreams, love, passion and friendship dies in a cum-stain smelling, hormone surrounded freak show from hell where little sadistic freaks go to beat on anyone who isn't retarted enough to decide to think the same and to beat on the people who are PROUD to be outsiders and there-selves and know that the idea of a 'mainstream' and 'normal' are bollocks made by foolish people to dehumanize others to spread toxic beliefs that hold society down.

And as for those outsiders who are proud to be who they are, they will always be treated as the 'bad guy' and will always be tortured for no-known reason, but they don't care, there outsiders, being a outsider is the best way to live, after all.
God got really fucking pissed one day and dammed Jerry to a place far, far, worse than hell to the point it is a senseless comparison, Public High School.
Public High School by KimPine June 25, 2021

Warwick High school 

A trash as school that has white people acting fack ass hell thinking they will really be shit in life and not knowing there own privileges
Damn I really have to go Bach to Warwick High school
Warwick High school by anonymous August 3, 2021

Bradford high school 

a place where the yee yee boys and the hot cheetos girls come together in one shitty high school.

fights are here often, same with drugs.
“Have you heard about the fight at the bradford high school between tyrone and wyatt?”
Yeah it was over a vape in the boys bathroom.”

mariner high school 

First of all everyone here is UGLY there’s no cute guys at all they all act like lil fuck boys that pretend they hard as shit …Plsss make it make sense 😳 then there’s the preppy kids , yee yee kids that party at the pan and get shit faced , and just weirdos that be into furries and jrotc school shooter kids …. Skinny whores, emo bitches, and hot Cheetos girls that swarm the fuckin bathrooms and fein for a nicotine buzz every single period usually they let about 5 heads hit one vape and if you’re lucky u might be able to go pee in our ratchet ass bath rooms …. There is so much fake drama at this school n we usually have fights here at 7 in the morning yeah annoying bitches here really talk shit as soon as they get to school but they’re not really exciting most of the time they get broken up in 5 seconds due to out trashy administrators especially Gettyyyyy Omfg the teachers here are racists, pervs, and occasionally do coke at home this is an amazing school to be :) Go tritons !!!!
Why did you pick mariner high school ?

Cuh it wa in my hood rep Cape Coral cuhhhhh from the 239 my boys pressure!!!
mariner high school by Shhtrustme September 2, 2021