Good morning and god bless

Definition: When you sh*t, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).

How Good morning and god bless is used:
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”

by Hxrvey May 23, 2018

good shit

What he gives to Ariana Grande everyday

He giving me that good shit, that make me not quit, that good shit.

by Iady -gaga May 15, 2017

The good wife syndrome

When men watch this show it immediately shrinks their balls to the size of raisins.

Hey man have you seen Connor lately? No, why? He is tiny as hell and talks with a lisp. Wow he must have the good wife syndrome.

by Larrykernen September 23, 2022

dick too good

DTG is having Pennis soo good you genuinely scare girls away after sex

Yeah I was diagnosed wit dick too good since I was 16

by Mannyyy3x August 5, 2025

if it sounds good

Means you don't really give a fuck about the subject.

"Why are you so calm about everything? Do you not care about me ?"
"If it sounds good"

by African boots bandit May 3, 2018

Minecraft good Fortnite bad

the truth.

based on 'four legs good two legs bad' from animal farm by George Orwell.

'Minecraft good Fortnite bad' is the ultimate truth

by anonymous September 25, 2023

My Goodness

Beautiful, sexy, smart, MILF

Brandi comes walking in with some pickled peppers

Phew, look at you woman. MY GOODNESS

by Possum Top June 25, 2021