giza dick

term derived from an unappealingly pyramid-shaped, tapered penis. now used to label anyone with a major flaw which is only revealed upon sexual contact.

I thought he was hot, but once i got his clothes off i was disappointed to discover that he was a giza dick.

by shocka October 9, 2004

Hot Dick

The act of casually grazing another persons body, male or female, with your penis. This act usually occurs unintentionally in crowded settings, ex. Movie theatres, stadium seating. Although it can occur intentionally!

“Brandon’s crotch rubbed all over the back of that old lady’s head when he was trying to get to his seat at the game!”

“Yeah, he HOT DICKED her”

by IWannaTalkToSampson December 19, 2019

urban dicking

Going to an urban enviroment for the sole reason of preforming sex.

I'm off to do sum urban dicking, er is your sister still at home

by Wally_da_greeter December 23, 2008

throat dick

A male who has a sore throat from oral sex with another male.

Arturo is home sick today with a bad case of throat dick.

by bladehadley March 13, 2010

Dick pocket

Using the foreskin as a little sack to keep prized possessions or valuables

I have some money in my dick pocket

by Johnny S. October 30, 2020

Columbus Dick

"Columbus Dick" is used to define a penis over 8 inches, named after the endowment of the average male from the city of Columbus, Ohio, following a 2017 study that listed 82% of men in Columbus as having a penis size of 8 1/2+ inches.

When a girl ask if a guy has a big dick, he replies, "Baby, I got that Columbus dick, stop playing with me."

by IBeez November 26, 2018

Dick Winds

The gas that leaves a man's penis after having it filled with air from a bike pump.

Man, I've been letting out these dick winds all day after that pump off last night.

by skulldark May 20, 2009