The Molly

When one curls their middle finger into the wrist of their opponent, whom they’re handshaking

We played a great game, don’t give me The Molly in return

by RangerGabe42 December 10, 2023

Njet Molotoff

A Finnish propaganda song to mock Russian invaders during the Winter War, also goes hard as fuck

Finlandia, Finlandia,
sinne taas matkalla oli Iivana.
Kun Molotoffi lupas' juu kaikki harošii¹,
huomenna jo Helsingissä syödään marožii².
Njet Molotoff, njet Molotoff,
valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff.

Finlandia, Finlandia,
Mannerheimin linja oli vastus ankara.
Kun Karjalasta alkoi hirmu tulitus,
loppui monen Iivanan puhepulistus.
Njet Molotoff, njet Molotoff,
valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff.

Finlandia, Finlandia,
sitä pelkää voittamaton Puna-Armeija.
Ja Molotoffi sanoi että katsos torppas niin,
Tšuhna aikoo käydä meitä kraivelista³ kii.
Njet Molotoff, njet Molotoff,
valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff.

Uralin taa, Uralin taa,
siellä onpi Molotoffin torpan maa.
Sinne pääsee Stalinit ja muutkin huijarit,
politrukit, komissaarit ja petroskoijarit.
Njet Molotoff, njet Molotoff,
valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff.

guy 1 : yo you heard of Njet Molotofff?
russian guy 2 : THE SNOW IS FUCKING SPEAKING VIETNAMESE NJET NJET NJET NJET NJET NJET OH FUCK

by guywholikesthings January 7, 2024

Dashing Mole

A person who brings up random subjects, and when some one calls them out they throw a fit.

Don't be a Dashing Mole, no one likes them.

by TheCardinalRanger January 17, 2024

Slime Mold

Mold that's also slimy.

My bread has slime mold on it.

by anonymous November 20, 2023

metaphorically molested

-the act in which one is violated or harassed in a non sexual manner, with the intent to reference or suggest sexual acts.

- forceful enlightenment pertaining to metaphors

Kaden was metaphorically molested at the bar.

by Natattack December 1, 2023

Holy moly fuck

Whenever you see a hot man on Pinterest or mommy,

*scrolling on Pinterest and sees a picture of David tennant*

“Holy moly fuck, he’s hot.

by Swifte69 February 17, 2024

Homemade Molten Lava Cake

When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!

Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!

by Mr.NateHiggers February 22, 2024