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John was walking through the evergreen, lush forest, trekking through the undergrowth, when he found a Johna John bent double, licking water from a pond with algae infested water.
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That was John fahy
He raped me
Yeah i know
He fucked you to ?
No he ate my shit
See what
That was John fahy
He raped me
Yeah i know
He fucked you to ?
No he ate my shit
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Also known as John Triplett
Also known as John Triplett
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