Mer Fish

A Mer/Mur Fish is a mystical unicorn fish that flies, talks an sings an swims an it eats paper. Mer/Mur Fish Looks like a worm with fins.

"Hey, Look!!! That mer/mur fish is eating paper!" :x that is the Mer fish. ;3

by WeinerFish August 18, 2011

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

Black fish

Mr. Derrick Doyle " as in Fuck It Shit Happens"

Hey buddy I hate to tell you this but I fucked your sister last night after you told me not to. But remember your the black fish so you say " Fuck it shit Happens right" no matter what Fuck up shit other people may do or not your response will always be Fuck it shit Happens cuz what's done is done just hope they had fun even if you didn't.

by Aqua squirrel January 5, 2023

Dog fished

Inviting a guy over and instead of sleeping with him, you force him to sleep him on the couch

Haha did you hear? Kelsey dog fished Achue laser night, I walked into the living room and he just crashed on the couch

by N1etzsche September 22, 2019

Eskimo Fish

This is when a man rubs his nose all over a native Eskimos Vagina and she produces an 'ice tear".

I can't belive you never snarffed a native Eskimo. We totally had an Eskimo Fish last night!

by Pimpy.Mclongstocking July 16, 2023

Fish stick

A fish stick is when a goy fooks a gorl on her period.

OMG BRITNAY !! That girl that gave Kyle a fish stick is now famous for her new stank line for advertising repellent that’s inspired by sea life.

by Wooonfire August 23, 2025

Fish for the Dead

Fish for the Dead is used to describe something that smells really badly. It is abbreviated to F4TD. Most commonly used to insult someone.

When someones breath is too bad to even talk to them.

I.e. "WOW! Her breath...is disgusting! Extreme Fish For The Dead!"

by ThePogues September 14, 2008